The Ranger Chronicles
I often portray myself as a Ranger, Aragorn's sister to be exact... So, I tried to write down some stuff about the movies/books from my point of view (traveling with the Fellowship). I haven't gotten to Helm's Deep yet, so enjoy some of this. (Note: if you haven't seen the movies, you might not want to read this)
Thanks!
I have but one thing to ask: You didn't think a Ranger's life could be all serious, did you? Shame!
The Year 3018
Two new people had just entered Bree. One of them appeared fair and delicate, while the other… dressed in mud-caked boots and cloak.
The innkeeper pointed in my direction, and I took it to mean Aragorn and Atashanay had arrived. I pretended to not have paid any mind and just continued smoking my pipe and drinking my ale.
Suddenly, a clap on the back with a mud-soaked hand jarred my concentration. My very muddy brother and rather clean niece sat down on either side of me.
Butterbur, the innkeeper, waddled over to our table with a tray laden with mugs and a letter. “This is yours,” he said to me, handing over the letter and a mug of ale. He handed a mug to Aragorn as well. Then he looked to Atashanay. “Not old enough to drink, lass?”
Atashanay, who was well over drinking age, opened her mouth to protest, but Aragorn said, “She doesn’t want any.”
So Atashanay, defeated, crossed her arms and took to looking about the room. Aragorn lit his pipe and tried intently to make a smoke ring. I, on the other hand, stared at the green-ink writing on my letter as Butterbur sidled away.
My letter was from the Woodelves of Mirkwood. Judging by the handwriting, it was King Thranduil himself. I tore open the envelope and unfolded the letter. I lay my pipe (which had gone out) on the table and read my letter. Then I crumpled it up and slumped down in my seat, laying my head on the table in disgust.
The Woodelves had captured Gollum, and it had driven him mad. He was uncontrollable. I should have known. I search for him for months, and Thranduil finds him in a week! The letter also explained that the orcs of Mordor had gotten to him first. He betrayed the whereabouts of Frodo and the Ring.
I lay for I don’t know how long until I heard the heavy oak door swing open. Four small Halflings had come into the Prancing Pony Inn. I recognized them as Frodo and Sam, just as Gandalf had explained, but the other two, I did not know.
I looked to Atashanay, who was trying her best to hear their conversation to the best of her ability; but even her Elf ears could not because of the noise in the room.
Aragorn leaned over to me, “It’s them.”
“Really?” I said, with a lot of sarcasm. I continued to sit there, gripping my sword hilt. I watched as the Hobbits got a room key and headed to the bar. The Hobbits knew we were there, because one of them kept looking in our direction. I heard him say, “That fellow’s done nothing but stare at you since we arrived.”
Frodo, the brown-headed Hobbit, looked at Aragorn, whose pipe had flared, illuminating his eyes for a brief moment. Aragorn returned the stare, and the Halfling turned away.
One of the Hobbits, Pippin as I later found out, had broken away from the group. His drunken voice could clearly be heard over everyone, “Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins. He’s over there.” He pointed at Frodo. “He’s my second cousin –“
“Pippin!” yelled Frodo. Pippin had clearly blown Frodo’s cover. Frodo got up, tripped and disappeared.
Aragorn looked annoyed and Atashanay was alert. Everyone else was muttering about how Frodo was a ghost.
He appeared next to Aragorn, who locked him in a choke-hold against the wall. “You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill,” he said. He then proceeded to drag Frodo up the stairs to my room.
Atashanay got up, finally able to have an ale. I continued to lie there, banging my head on the table.
A million thoughts were rushing through my mind at once. I looked up and saw Atashanay sitting with a group of Woodelves. They were drunk, I might add.
I could stand it no longer, so I got up and left the room, feeling rather annoyed.
I marched up the stairs to my room. Not to my surprise, I found Aragorn and the four Hobbits. I lay across my bed, watching the Halflings. Aragorn had used the ‘frighten-the-poor-Hobbits-to-death’ technique. I fell immediately to sleep.
I was awakened almost as immediately by Aragorn. “What is going on?” he barked. I ignored him and turned over. He shook me again. “What is going on?”
“Don’t you have something to do instead of bothering your sister?” I implied.
Aragorn looked surprised. “You heard our plan?” he hissed.
“No, I was too busy banging my head on the table, so leave me alone,” I growled.
“Where’s Atashanay?” he demanded.
“She’s fine,” I said sarcastically. “She’s with Prince Legolas of the Woodelves.”
The Hobbits were snickering. “Having family problems, eh?” I stared at them.
There was a knock at the door. Aragorn strode to open it. A little Hobbit stood there.
“Everything’s ready, Master Strider,” he said. “I even used a woolly mat for Mr. Frodo.”
“What did you do?” I asked after the Hobbit left.
Aragorn again looked annoyed. “Is it any of your concern?” he asked in Elvish.
“I’m taking them to Rivendell, too, Strider,” I answered, also in Elvish and using Aragorn’s alias. I stood up.
“We’re not leaving until tomorrow.”
“I only asked what your plan was.”
“I’m not at liberty to discuss it.”
“I knew it!” I exclaimed in the Common Speech. “You’re mad at me because I went to Rohan on my own!”
The Hobbits were rolling on the ground with laughter. Here we were: a sixty-six year old and a seventy year old, arguing like children. I drew my sword and they were immediately silent; finally.
“Calm down, Ennyjay,” Aragorn said.
“I will when you stop treating me like a child,” I answered. Another knock at the door further annoyed me. I opened it and stood face-to-face with a drunken Woodelf.
“Have you seen Prince Legolas?” he slurred.
I sighed. “No,” I said, slamming the door in his face.
“What was that all about?” asked one of the Hobbits, Meriadoc. “I thought you said Atashanay was with Legolas.”
“She was,” I answered. “If Legolas is lost, I’m sure Atashanay is too. And, they’re drunk,” I added.
Aragorn groaned, “Atashanay…” He sat on the end of my bed.
“Get some sleep,” I said. “But not on m bed!” I yelled as he started to lean back. I pointed to his bed.
“But the Hobbits are sleeping there!” he complained in Elvish.
“Well, you’re not sharing a bed with me unless you take a bath,” I answered in Elvish.
So Aragorn slept in an armchair.
I watched as the Hobbits, one by one, dropped off into sleep. I covered Aragorn with a blanket. Then I myself got into bed. It was about midnight. I had no sooner put my head on the pillow when the door burst open and in stumbled Atashanay. Aragorn lifted his head sleepily.
“Where’ve you been?” I asked.
“With Legolas,” she hiccupped.
I frowned. Aragorn sighed. “You didn’t—“ I began.
SCREECH!
Everyone in the room suddenly woke up. I covered my ringing ears, my shoulder blistering with white hot pain; I tried not to scream in agony. Aragorn sat up straight. Atashanay became sober. Frodo was asking about what kind of creatures made that noise, and Aragorn was trying to make it sink into Frodo’s tiny Hobbit mind that they were the Nazgul. They were after the Ring (not to mention Frodo).
So we all tried to go to sleep after the Ringwraith scare. I don’t think any of us did, except maybe Atashanay. Though I’ve no idea if she did, for Elves sleep with their eyes open.