Friggin Hilarious..."I want a boyfriend but I wont Put Out"

lol my friend says she saw a shirt that she wants to buy that says, "I want a boyfriend but I won't Put Out"

lol good sh!t, very creative...

I have a shirt that says:

BIG WILLIE'S TAXIDERMY
Stuffing Beavers for over 30 years

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Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
I have a shirt that says:

BIG WILLIE'S TAXIDERMY
Stuffing Beavers for over 30 years

😂 i want that shirt

I also have a Don't Feed Phil shirt.

what does 'put out' mean?

Do the nasty.

Do the horizontal polka.

Get freaky.

Pop the cherry.

Be loose.

Lose the innocence.

That good enough for ya Clovie?

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Originally posted by a1hsauce
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🙄

If you want to get technical.

I like my explanations better...😛

lol ya i did too

Clovie...just think of a doughnut and a hot dog.

We saw a t-shirt that said "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" And it was a stick boy with rocks being thrown at him. We just laughed and laughed. Ihave one shirt that says " I live in my own little world but that's OK, they know me there."

Sorry guys, I really wouldn't throw rocks at you. 😄

well thats good to know, rocks hurt

Originally posted by a1hsauce
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😐 your stealing my phrases now? 😛

There's also a shirt that says..."I Love My Weiner" and it has a picture of a Dachshund on it.

Then, "My Shitzu stinks"

lol, I saw one that said "i'm not fluent in idiot, please speak slowly"--so lame, but kinda funny if you think about it. 😉

"You're just jealous the voices are talking to me"

My friend has one that says "I used to be schizophrenic but we're okay now" and one that says "I hear voices and they don't like you."

"Mountain Do Me"

"I have the penis, so I make the rules"

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege"

"Bad spellers untie!"