Illegal Things You Do Everyday

Started by Alpha Centauri4 pages

"1. some ppl don't see some stuff as crime"

That's what I thought you meant. It just didn't come across in your post.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"1. some ppl don't see some stuff as crime"

That's what I thought you meant. It just didn't come across in your post.

-AC

sowwie. i can't speak clearly 🙁

i murdered a fly 😐

Some people actually count pulling vegetables out of the ground as murdering them

i steal peoples fruits....
i cant help it it looks so tasty!!!

I throw fruit at people. Their OWN fruit. I'm like, almost as +cool+ as Cunny Funt 🪩

Well I steal the fruit, throw it at them and then consume any clean and remaining fruit.

To add insult to injury I might even eat an apple infront of them.

-AC

*gasp*

You are so bad it's sexy 😖hifty:

I use public transportion without tickets
😇

"You are so bad it's sexy"

*Bites apple in a sexily vicious way*

Huh? HUH?!

-AC

Originally posted by Kosta
I J-walk. Call in the SWAT.

me too 😱 fear

and i also download music daily!

Originally posted by Kosta
I'm the most notorious jay walker this country has ever seen, Im wanted in all the states, and my face is all over the news every day. But they'll neve catch me. I'm bad to the bone baby.

kosta, my doors always open if you need somewhere to hide 😱

I run an illegal sweat shop manned by kids under 16 and feed them only a bowl of rice each day. We make clothes and shoes for many of the large sporting companies.

Oh hang on wrong forum....I don't do this. Where did you hear these rumours, I will deny everything...

i blew up a car once...😐

Is it illegal to burn and blow up stuff on your own property?

if its dangerous yes

What if its only dangerous to me, noone else...

i think it still counts...
i think its sorta the same ideas as drugs...
drug can only kill the people who take it...

So they can arrest me for blowing up my shed..

i think that may also fall under disturbing the peace....
cause you create noise polution... aswell as air polution...