What are you wearing right now?

😈
God, if i knew you didnt have pants on, i would never go away 😂

black pants, shirt that says "got water?", and a black sweater ✅

now come on, don' t be shy TM 😄

you two are enjoying this arent you!!!!!! 😉

😱 dammit the person is still knockin on the door!!! pleeease go away!!

😖hifty: I said i wouldnt go away 😖hifty:

😱 you mean it IS you??? *jumps up to look through the door*

hey i didnt know you had a beard!!! are you sure thats you?

it was, but i got cold so i gave up. The guy was walking pass as i left, i told him you where naked so he started to knock 😛

😂 😂 well thanx thats just great. now im trapped in my own house by a strange bearded dude who wants to see me naked....HELP!!!

seriously though this guy has been kncokin on my door for almost 5 minutes now...this is gettin freaky 😕

if he's hot, the let him rape u

or grab an big knife , tell him 2 **** off or you'll calll the police

by the way, im wearing pink boxing shorts and a blue shirt, i just got outta bed

but im s-s-s-sc-scared 😕

nah he just wants me to turn my music down i think. ive been playing Glassjaw at full volume for the last 2 hours, i think hes gettin pissed off.

well, is he hot?

What a stupid question. Im wearing a dull as hell work uniform by the way.

wow, i neva thought u were old enough to work, u seen younga

Im probably a lot older than you.

"What are you wearing right now ?"

👇 If I was to answer this, it would give the law permission to enter my house.

Stolen clothes?

yes zombieman, u probably r