Aussie Invasion! 2005

im bluffing by da way

what do you mean your bluffing

🤨 wat u been bluffing about!!

yeah um... ok....

*jumps into a rocket flys up to the sky to meet AVP*

about time you got here, anyway, heres the brief,

aussies used mole, dug undreground, came up in london, i kidnapped them, toprtured them, baka recieved serious injuries, got away, kidnapped royal family, i started the timer on misha and thats itq

ok then!!

lets go

*gets AVP to lead the way with me closely behind*

btu thats not all whilst we invaded london we blew up big ben and have put barriers up to stop you from escaping i have so far killed 3 members of the royal family and i will get u

🤨

buy were up here in space which is quite safe

yea so haha 😛 brb *beams out for lunch*

fetch me big mac

yes but not the innocent by standers that you have left unprotected

if your refering to my fleet thenyou won't get near them

no i dont but i will get them later relises flesh eating locust on your civillians

😱 now you are really pissing me off

*orders all ships to come out of cloaking and start to spray bug spray all over the country and then go bvack into cloaking* civilians all done.

*meanwhile up in space, the mother ship locks its big lser gun and targets australia and fires, making a large hole about 400 miles wide and long killing a vast number of australian civilians, mother ship goes back into cloaking*

question
where am i injured?
see you got me when my back was turned...

indeed, you suffered a broken leg, a broken arm, few broken ribs, skull fractures you name it i did it