Aussie Invasion! 2005

hey you know where i left my genuine imatation ned kelly armor?
i cant find it...

oh well, let the invasion of australia begin

*launches ships and planes*

*prepares boomerang and vegemite army*

*prepares army of aliens and predators*

thats it ariel assult cockatoo and kookabaras GO!!!!

koalas and wombats.............ATTACK 😱

GO CROCS AND PLATAPUS!!!

*charge*

*planes drop down bombs on the great barrier reef and on the austalian infantry*

*alien and predators preparing to hit from behind in space crafts*

pft, you dont think we've prepared for that?
*covers water with flip-flops* 😱

GUMLEAF FORCEFIELD!!!!

*laser cannons firing on the infantry, ship artillery firing on the barrier reef, damaging the flip flops* 😈

we call them thongs....

yeah but some people call g-strings thongs 😖

the british will defend australia with the australians

oh really

*looking through binoculars too see how battle is going*

Send over the ships that look like the Opera House.

no not reall just watch me goes over to misha and grabs her and ties her up

*whips out knife and cuts poor Misha loose*

*throws thongs at BB*

NO ONE TOUCHES OUR LEADER!!!!