X's Lame Poems.

Hem Hem...

1)

Buttery Butter, and Cinamony Cinamon.

Butter kicks up the gutter
Which makes you puke
Thats when a Jedi comes in, whos name is Luke
Cinamon is a milkshake'mon
Which tastes like Buttery Butter
And it goes all the way, to Cinamony Cinamon.
You put them together on a loaf of bread
And its almost as your eating pencil Leat!

I'll be making more in some time...

Freaken Computers.

My computer acted gay today
The funny thing, It was April Fool's Day.
A Message appeared on my screen.
The crazy thing, Is that, It wasn't seen.
Yet I knew, The crazy Computer was Up to something
Somehow thought, I said nothing
T' very next day
It was time, for him to pay
He had gotten to spoiled
But I knew, I'll foil his plans.
I took out all his fans
He was hot as a cooking pan.

Star Wars.

Star Wars is somehow, like a monarch butterfly.
A lightsaber, is as swift as a beatyfly.
The blasters, send shots all over the place.
So fasten your pace.
Or you'll be shot down like me.
Thought I escaped, and became free.
Darth Vader would turn you to the dark side.
While I will be running on a slide.
You'll be the garbage man for Darth Vader.
And then, you'll see some Tusken Raiders
They'll go throu your garbage.

clapping Random rawness, I like very much ✅

Ha ha ha. funny stuff. ridiculous, like mel brooks. more please!

and also not the same old rhymety rhyme. fergotta write that in last post.

clap clap hope you werent serious when you wrote those otherwise you suck but if you were just doing it for the hell of it then congrats 😄

brandino, honey eyes They're better than yours, so if he wasn't trying then you need to rethink your life's ambition tongue

To each his own 😄

Life Sucks

Look at my luck
In order to dodge a glass bottle, I have to duck.
Make no mistake, My life just sucks.
I just got trampeled by the bull's tusks.
Nah, Just my life.
Comes ordinary for me.
I lost my keys
No big deal
I have to pay some fees
No big deal
My girlfriend broke up with me
NOw thats just ****ing sad.

Originally posted by brandino
clap clap hope you werent serious when you wrote those otherwise you suck but if you were just doing it for the hell of it then congrats 😄

Oh thats it! 😠 One on One Poetry fight!

I thought those poems were very original 🙂

Originally posted by Spidervlad
Hem Hem...

1)

Buttery Butter, and Cinamony Cinamon.

Butter kicks up the gutter
Which makes you puke
Thats when a Jedi comes in, whos name is Luke
Cinamon is a milkshake'mon
Which tastes like Buttery Butter
And it goes all the way, to Cinamony Cinamon.
You put them together on a loaf of bread
And its almost as your eating pencil Leat!

I'll be making more in some time...

and, uh, oh... yeah... very lame, mate! 😎

Why are you bumping all these old threads? lol

i like em all alot! 🙂 they're really funny, and confusing 😆

Roflmao, I think i'll make more

Look at that picture!
So many people giving it a hard stricture
It sais it's not butter, but then why does it say "A more buttery taste"?
I guess they have no freaken clue what they are doing
Because that wanna-be butter is a waste!
Their just taking the butter and then screwing
But what the **** am I rhyming about?
I just have no other thing to make a poem about!
Thats why I decided to criticize fake butter
For my own sake and the sake of real butter
And let them go ahead and in rage, sputter
And all you did is close the shutters
And do nothing to stop that evil!
I just suck at rhyming and can't rhyme for shit
So once you read this poem, you better not fall into a fit
Or i'm a smack your ass.

Roflmao