Who would you kill off?

*looks evily at will and passes him the bag of spew*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Stands behind JDG and cracks Knuckles*
*says flatly* Tee...hee

*looks at will evily*
Come on start eating

*Evil grin*
You know, Will, I would start chewin' you don't want me to force feed ya'
*Will keeps his mouth shut*
Hey! I've got it, if he won't eat, maybe his 'widdle girlfwiend' will...
*runs of to get Elizabeth while laughing maniacly*
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*looks extreamly evil and happy about it to*
Muahahahahahahahaha Ilove watching them squirm Muahahahahahahahaha Id start eating Muahahahahahaha

why you are you not killing will!!!
why?
explain it toooo me....you bloody scallywag

..............Cuz, we're gonna kill him AANNNDD that Rum-burnin', Jack-hatin', commodore-Dumpin' B**** of a girlfriend of his 👿

we r killing will coz he anoies the s**t outa every1.....including me!!!

now where were we???............oh yeah.........eatit NOWWWWW
*grabs bag off will and opnes it and puts it in will's hand*dev
nowww........or i'll break all of ur fingers!!!!! *evil laugh*dev
maaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!devdev

Kill will kill wil kill will kill will hey that rymes with kill bill. Kill will kill will!!

*will opens his mouth 2 say something but shuvs some chuck in his mouth then holds it shut*
now all u have 2 do is chew and swallow
*laughs evily*maaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*laughs evilly while holding Elizabeth in a headlock*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
*me to Elizabeth* You're next you little turd! horse

*laughs insanly*
Start eating ya bloody scallywag or we will add dog dung to that bag
Muahahahahahaha

*gives bag 2 the red dragon so she can feed elizabeth*
there ya go mattie u can feed her abit while will finishes of his mouthful

*Laughs insanly again*
Muahahahahahaha

arrgh bloody pirate stop laughing!!!!
*will swallows chuck then gos 2 say some thing else but only gets another mouthfull of chuck*
good boy at the rate ur going u might be able 2 die quicker

Aye *wispers in JDG's ear* R we really going to make him die quicker coz that kinda ruins it

Yeah, it's more fun to watch him die slooooowly 👿
*takes fistfull of chuck and shoves it into Elizabeths mouth*
Yeah! how do ya like that? Swallow, or you'll start gettin' it shoved up your nose! This is what ya get for marrying this idiot instead of the Commodore!

...Hey, at least he didn't do anything completely stupid throughout the movie

LOL Like Will *gets a will like expression on face and copies his voice*
Aye Avast LOL What an idiot
*grabs spew bag and puts doggy poo in it*
There now ya have topping

LOL Pirategirl! HA HA HA HA HA
*shakes bag up then feeds another fistful to Elizabeth*
Alright, I'll continue holding her in this nifty headlock while you guys feed the chuck to Will
*hands bag back to JDG and Pirategirl*

*whispers back 2 apg* no i juss say that so he'll eat it all!!!
*takes bag from TRD(the red dragon) and waves it in frount of wills face* looooooook!!!.....ur favie food.......mmmm.....yumm yumm!!!
*looks at will evily*