Kotor II greetings and threats poll

Wait, I'm intercepting a communique...

Yoda: For the last time... Do or do NOT... there is no try! Jeez...

do or .... ooohhhh learning these jedi maxims is so darn hard:-)

There is no passion, there is Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sandwiches.

There is no chaos, there is digital cable.

There is no ah..... ah... something... and gah... This is hard!

see....even the all powerful DJ has trouble with the jedi blahish persnickity ness....:-) can you just imagine an HK trying to teach jedi younglings....

EAger threat: you will learn these lessons well or we will blast you

Speculation: I believe that this batch may become Sith lords in the future. Allow me to deviate from standard Jedi training. Any who resist shall be blasted.

Answer: that would be the most prudent course of action. And lead to the ceasure of hostilities *squeaks* *creaks*

Alarmed statement: I seem to be experiencing failure of my primary assassination protocols

Statement: HK is ready to serve, Master.

Amused Statement: It would seem that I may be of best use to you to simply blast all meatbags into atoms, Master. Allow me to take over from here.

Excited Statement: That seems a reasonable course of action, please blast away

Triumphant Exclaimation: Whee!

*Copious amounts of blasting*

statement: That amount of blaster fire should suffice. Wanton slaughter has been accomplished.
Query: What would you like to blast next?

Amused Reply: I do believe it would be fun to blast those who bash the Master, Revan, fellow Hk unit. It would be in the best interests of the Master to... reeducate his enemies in the philosphy of ceased hostilities.

QUery: I concur...where can we find these soon to be deceased meatbags?

Prideful Answer: I have located them everywhere on this board. Begin blasting.