Mystique vs. Juggernaut and Hulk

Started by baddspellahl43 pages

Originally posted by demigawd
haha, except one thing:

Mystique as Juggy: Hey Hulk! That Juggernaut over there is really...

Hulk: Ack! Juggernaut! HULK SMASH!

*Mystique dies*

Real Juggernaut: Wow, good call Hulk. How'd you know she wasn't really...

Hulk: Ack! Juggernaut! HULK SMASH!

😆 😂 😆 😆

lol!

Alpha, I know this isnt Juggernaut vs hulk, im saying if she did pose as betty, juggernaut would still kill her, and if Hulk thought it was really betty, hed be pissed at Juggey, and juggey would have to hold off Hulk until he can retreat.

"Im betty hulk, I love you."

Hulk stares and starts crying

Juggernaut steps forward, WHAPOOM, smashes Mystique.

Hulk gets really mad and powerful

Juggernaut: Calm down you Tard! It wasnt her!

Hulk: So?

Juggernaut: uhh... (makes a run for it)

Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Are we forgetting Bruce is a genius?

And Juggernaut wouldnt care, hed probably kill Mystique and if Bruce were to get mad, im sure Juggey would hold him off pretty easy while he retreats.

Her chances strongly rely on the effectiveness of her metamorph manipulation to coax at least one of her opponents to side with her.

Bruce as a genius mean's he's not susceptible emotionally? Is he a cyborg? Being intelligent doesn't correlate with handling things emotionally as book smart doesn't correlate with common sense. If a person is a ton stronger, does that mean an opponents essentially wins as a point higher in IQ means too? Mystique hasn't been spending her life in a cave; she's definitely intelligent and although not on the level of say a Bruce Banner, she incredibly skillful on manipulating people at an emotional level. I didn't see this as a landslide win, but battles aren't so one-dimensional that only strength and reported IQ completely turns the tables.

Hulk is smart enough now to know Betty is dead.

-AC

Everyone seems to be dying all over the place in the comic world. But then again, it will be much like Warren as Archangel looking at Mystique impersonating him as his former Angel, which struck a chord with him. I suppose it would be much like a person thinking that the bad things that happened was only a nightmare and you have the feable hope that everyone is as was.

Sure Hulk is intelligent, but I'm not fully convinced he could hold it all together to see completely through the disguise.

Well he knows Betty is dead now. It's not sort of the emotional trump card anymore.

He'd probably attack her more for trying to PRETEND to be Betty.

-AC

Playing a charade has been laden throughout comic history and Mystique is an expert at impersonating. From a third perspective, it would seem like a no-brainer that "hey, he saw her change and he definitely should know better," but this is hardly so. Although the impersonating was not done as so, think of Lyja impersonating Alicia Masters, the Chameleon's with the Kingpin (sort of), etc. Hulk is not a machine, which will calculate everything to a T. He is despite all his transformation still human.

Yes. He also knows that Betty is dead.

While it would strike a nerve it's not gonna do anything but increase her chances of being wiped out.

-AC

Betty isn't dead.

Not sure why Mystique will be getting one on her side. It quite clearly and unambiguously says Mystique V Hulk/Juggernaut. To assume the sides might alter makes the fight as posted a bit redundant.

A fight wouldn't be colorful/interesting if all the fight was based on the perspective - human durable and strength vs. super durable and strength. By character design, the results would lead to something far more than just Mystique just standing there and then instantly being snuffed out.

Originally posted by radioboy121
A fight wouldn't be colorful/interesting if all the fight was based on the perspective - human durable and strength vs. super durable and strength.

That's why it's such a bad thread.

Even if Banner knew that betty was dead, he'd still hesistate and fight with himself until he could convince himself that she isn't the real dea.

Again, she isn't dead.

Mystique would be though. Even the Devil's Advocate wouldn't take this case.

This is my story. Mystique pretends to be Betty. Banner will think that is the real Betty. Then Mystique automatically changes to Wolverine and kill Banner from the back with the claws since the claws are Logan's physical feature. The End.

o.O?

Originally posted by CountQuan
This is my story. Mystique pretends to be Betty. Banner will think that is the real Betty. Then Mystique automatically changes to Wolverine and kill Banner from the back with the claws since the claws are Logan's physical feature. The End.

Flawed in many ways. Mainly being that you seem to have forgotten Juggernaut.

I left him out on purpose.

Oh. *looks around*

hahahahahaha

I come up with a thread where Xavier becomes the Sorcerer Supreme and uncovers the Gem of Cytorrak and engages in battles and it gets 4 replies. CountQuan posts Mystique vs. Hulk and Juggy and it gets three pages of replies....

Something is wrong with each and every one of you!