Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

social.........hmmmm...OH YEAH!
"CHEERS!!!!"
🍺 🍺 🍺

BAILY YOU GET BACK HERE! 😠

Is that an abandonded cocorum over there?

NOT MY COCORUM!!! (**runs back**)

Works every time...heh....

*sneaks in, puts shaving cream in Plagueis's glass*

*runs into corner to watch mayhem erupt*

I think he'll notice shaving cream, Mist.

I WANT SAMBUCA AND LOTS OF IT!!!! I WANT TO DROWN IN IT!!

*emerges from back corner with tankard I have been nursing in silence*
*pushes aside cleverly crafted Plageueis dummy and shaving cream-filled glass*
*takes loooong drink off tankard of vodka & cranberry and smirks at corner where Mist lurks (always the same corner) the same corner where I paid 2 out of work jawas to smear rancid bantha poodoo all over the seat*
"squish squish jackass!!!!"

*sneaks in through window
pushes aside fake Mist, covered in poo.
sits down on clean sit in DIFFERENT corner
orders watevers good these days*

SAMBUCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*watches plan come together as poo covered Mist falls out of seat (FINALLY!!) and then.......*
*and then......*
HEY!!!!!!!
I knew there were a lot of dummies in here, but WTF????

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe
*watches plageuis confuse himself and orders drink*

Shiz...bartender!!! A Sambuca for Bailey, a Baileys for Sam Bucca, refill my vodka-cran and whatever that giggling fool in the corner wants.
*sigh*

LLB, please 😉

And an LLB for the lady, of course.
Sorry about the reek of bantha poodoo Imag.....

yeah, you should wash more often plageuis 😂

Thanks, Plagueis. And don't worry about it, it's all Mist's fault anyway.

*Pops in and notices poodoo smell*

Gaaaaaaggggghhhhh! Oh well... Gets the odour of 2-day old roasted ewok hair out I guess......