Long story, I'll see if I can make it short.
A week ago she baught a refill pack of gardening tools when you needed the actual thing to make it work. I noticed about halfway home, and embarrassed the heck out of her. Today she was headed back to the same store so I said:
"Make sure you buy the right things mom, I won't be there this time to catch it before we make it home."
Aaaand yah, you kinda had to be there. . . .both times 😬