Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Christ I leave for a day, and I come back to find out I've been slapped a hundred times, and for some reason Mist is really into cocks and slapping! Cut it the #$%^ out! 😆

[face suddenly turns dark as Mephisto's index finger and thumb tighten...Mist suddenly gags and sputters, gasping for air.]

I find your constant slapping disturbing...

ha...i caught ANH on tv the other day and saw something really funny i never noticed before. right when the death star is moving into position to blast the rebels, vader starts going on about "finally the rebellion will be crushed blah blah blah" and tarkin looks back at him like "yeah...whatever crazy man. shut it up."

just found that funny as hell...

get it right!!!! 😛😛😛😛

"this will be a day long remembered. it has seen the end of kenobi, and it will soon see the end of the rebellion"

yeah---that.

man, that does sound crazy. 😖 🤪

LOL I read that as Tarkin's shock at Vader's utter comtempt for his Former master.... You know, like: "Damn man...I knew you are full of hate and you and Obi-wan had problems but Jeeeeeeeeezz...."

i suppose if someone chopped off my limbs i'd be pretty pissed too. why'd ob have to go for the good arm?

what do you call anakin hanging on the wall?
art!

ugghh--bad joke.

i always thought tarkin just had to go to the bathroom????? and to think i was wrong all this time

😆 LOL In some harsh regiemes you have to ask to go to the bathroom by raising your hand... Maybe Vader doesn't even allow his staff THAT privilage... Maybe his staff have to wait until their commanding officer on duty is suitably distracted by satifaction over revenge and then make for the dumphouse on the sly....

Can I go to the bathroom now?

raise your hand

Originally posted by queeq
Can I go to the bathroom now?

would you like a...cup?

NAh, I even miss a toilet bowl. 😉

Originally posted by queeq
NAh, I even miss a toilet bowl. 😉

Well, it IS your bar, I guess you can wizzle where you please. 😆

Hello my fellow peeps!
It's been a long time since I've been here.
Let's start with a nice chitchat and a drink.
Respects to my ol' buddies Sadako and Smoker!

*orders a few drinks for himself and a few others for tha boyzzz*..."santé" my friends!
*quickly dispatches 3 bluestrikes through his throat*

Originally posted by queeq
NAh, I even miss a toilet bowl. 😉

OMG!!! dude...that is like so gnarly...uhuhuhuhu

testing

Originally posted by Lord Mader
testing

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=19860

not sure if anyone has covered this, but didn't want to start a thread. official pg-13? i know "ain't it cool"=not reliable, so i'm wondering if this is indeed true.

unless they made a number of cuts that were critical to the film then this movie WILL be pg-13 no question about it, i dont think its been official yet but im sure you can count on it, just think of some of the finished shots being shown to a 10 yr old, not good

saw "closer" this weekend and really wouldn't mind seeing it get bumped to an R for a shot of a nekkid portman! 😂