Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

are they Maltese?

Far from home.

I keep hearing Jack Sparrow singing on the radio. ermm

He sings? About rum again?

lol

Its a radio commercial for Sweeney Todd, but everytime I hear it I picture Jack Sparrow staggering around singing. 😛

I'll sing...

/me clears throat...

ah hell, i'm not singing for you geeks. But I'll do a dramatic reading...

http://thesimsonstage.ea.com/creativeWork.html?userId=Wvb4kOtOzUc%3D

🙂

😂

They're all like that, corn?

Yes, they are. I have talent oozing out from every pore.

The best one is Superfreak.

I heard that... Smashing.

My daughter sings on this site. I decided to do the same simply to embarrass her. That's what fathers are for.

She sings as ostals. I'm proud of her...

When was the last time I posted this much in one day?

0_o

Too long... no matter how long it was, too long.

Bet your daughter loves your additions... 😂

"How 'bout a shave?'

😐

You want a shave? errm... where? 😉

I'll shave you...

/me whips out his straight razor...

Kinky.

are you a hairy man queeq?

Ooooh.... intimate questions now.

I'm hairy. I'm a full-grown, testosterone-laden man.

Ladies, calm yourselves, please.