Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Eww. ha-son

Originally posted by Nactous
With sense of TV show thread being on the rise, I move that we move the thread or start a new one. Come on Queeq, you need a grand re-opening.

Not a bad idea, but I think I'll just move it that way. Only one social thread allowed in this section.

Originally posted by Schecter
it might

It had better! a/s/l?

Originally posted by queeq
Not a bad idea, but I think I'll just move it that way. Only one social thread allowed in this section.

Come on, this threads had a long life, you should close her down and start a new one.

Why? This thread's still good. It's a bloody bar? What's the difference if I make another?

I have to agree with Queeq on this one. I quite enjoy the milk bar. We shouldn't close it. I mean without it where would we get blue milk?

yeah but what queeq doesnt tell ppl is that its really ewok jisz with blue food colouring 😄

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pukes blue all over bar*

*Beats up barman*

*flips him a coin*

"Sorry 'bout the mess....."

Originally posted by Lara
yeah but what queeq doesnt tell ppl is that its really ewok jisz with blue food colouring 😄

oh MY GOD! I will get this placd CONDEMNED! 😠

😛

Time for a name change. 🙂

Originally posted by Lara
yeah but what queeq doesnt tell ppl is that its really ewok jisz with blue food colouring 😄

actually thats bantha jizz. we figured it out a few hundred pages ago

Really? Must've missed that.

Yo, I'm making a movie based on my experiences of when I used to work at a theater. Here are a few memorable lines.

(Names have been changed for self-preservational purpouses)
EPisode IV
Princess Emily: I am a member of the Cinema senate on a diplomatic mission to Branson.
Dorth Chris: You are a part of the usher alliance and a Traitor, TAK HER TO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!

Episode V
Dorth Chris: What is thy bidding, my boss?
Emperess Susie: We have a new enemy, the son of Chris Pasely.

Episode VI
Adam Pasely: There is still Usherness in you, I can feel it.
Dorth Chris: It is too late for mee, my son.

Episode I
JLRTENJAC: He may look like a retarted Imp, but his broom count is over 70,000.
Nactous: Holy crap.

Episode II
Chris Pasely: I killed 'em. I Killed 'em all. And not just the projectionests, but the concessionists and the night cleaners too. I HATE THEM!

Episode III
Nactous: DON'T YOU SEE THAT SUSIE IS EVIL!
Chris: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE HARD-WORKING USHERS ARE EVIL!
Nactous: THEN YOU ARE LOST!

Originally posted by Lara
yeah but what queeq doesnt tell ppl is that its really ewok jisz with blue food colouring 😄

Amazing. I have sex on the beach with her once and she spills all my secrets. Good thing I lied... it IS bantha jisz, but it's very nutritious.... to some.

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
Yo, I'm making a movie based on my experiences of when I used to work at a theater. Here are a few memorable lines.

Ok, now I'm curious. What theater did you used to work at?

Tell me more, tell me more!

So its like a movie theatre set version of Chad Vader: Day shift manager...?

That'd be great!

Originally posted by cornponious
Ok, now I'm curious. What theater did you used to work at?

My apologies, but I cannot reveal that for a self-preservational pruposes. I would rather remain anynomus.

I'm going to woik in some of the Greatest customer stories also. Actually, I think it may be a series... hmm... I don't know...

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
My apologies, but I cannot reveal that for a self-preservational pruposes. I would rather remain anynomus.

Hehehe... very wise.