Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by queeq2,851 pages

Yo!

beer! 🍺

where the hell did everyone go? all I said was beer???...lol..that's it I'm gonna quit my job just so I can be up when you all r up...nah cant afford it these days..lol...gotta keep werking I guess...woohoo go team? lol...

now hear this damn it..the boss is drunk and passed out...that means party...all we gotta do is when he wakes back up have JP slip a nice little party favor into his mimossa and we can ride it out till the weekend!

Originally posted by queeq
Court's in session! HEar ye, hear ye! The honorouble judge queeq presiding!

THE JLRTENJAC for the defence, your honor... wait... who am I representing? "Looks around and sees Sweersa* You! You're my client, now go commit a crime and get in here so I can defend you!

And if I may make a suggestion, go spray paint the walls of one of Ush's RPGs. That'd be fun...

You have... but don't tell him I said that. 😉

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
where the hell did everyone go? all I said was beer???...lol..that's it I'm gonna quit my job just so I can be up when you all r up...nah cant afford it these days..lol...gotta keep werking I guess...woohoo go team? lol...

Maybe you should stop pissing in the beer.

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
where the hell did everyone go? all I said was beer???...lol..that's it I'm gonna quit my job just so I can be up when you all r up...nah cant afford it these days..lol...gotta keep werking I guess...woohoo go team? lol...

i've been super busy with class finals, and working on wedding/graduation/birthday photos i took.

bored

Originally posted by queeq
You have... but don't tell him I said that. 😉

Maybe you should stop ******* in the beer.

Hey, hey, hey! No need for that kind of language here.

Originally posted by queeq
You have... but don't tell him I said that. 😉

Maybe you should stop pissing in the beer.

That's why I don't drink the beer, I stick to the rum... but it's been gone for so long!

Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC
C'mon guys, this could be the most fun thing on KMC since... the old Queeq's bar days! Not that this place isn't fun anymore.

*takes three empty bottles from Jack Daniels, and lines them up on the counter* and now to test my final prototype Mini-death star! *fires, and destroys the bar, the wall behind the bar, and the building next door* ...um... *Runs to a beautiful far-away country with no Extradition laws*

Anyway you could make me a holiday sig Jac?

Originally posted by Dark Exile
Anyway you could make me a holiday sig Jac?

Just do what I did: Google search for a picture you like, copy & paste it into paint, then write your holiday greeting and name.

Yea, I have limited sig-making technology. 🙂

As for the avatar... I found it on google. 😖hrugs:

Anyway, I really need to retire, got an early class tomorrow.

wait... if Santa has been dead since 2000 then... who's been leaving all those awesome presents under the tree... 😕

LOl weird how the north pole has no snow. 😛

Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC

wait... if Santa has been dead since 2000 then... who's been leaving all those awesome presents under the tree... 😕

Parents.

... ... ... But what about the people without parents... and little orphan Annie... 😕

Wait... The easter bunny isn't dead to is he?

Originally posted by The JenR
LOl weird how the north pole has no snow. 😛

See, this is a conspiracy that has gone on for years. There is no snow at the north pole. Never has been, never will be. And Santa is actually the Joker, whom the Government is protecting while he gets the lay of the land and prepairs to destroy three major cities in the world: New York, Tokyo, and London (by breaking-and-entering into every home on christmas eve), then the government (Under the leadership of Burnie Burns, who will be elected after Barak Obama's term ends) will swoop in, and defeat the Joker. And in their gratitude, the world will become willing subjects to a World Wide empire, lead by the USA, and Burnie Burns will be the emperor.

The only one truly trying to stand up to this plot is the easter bunny, and the little eggs that he brings to everyone's house is actually little transformers which will go to war when "Santa Claus" enters your house on christmas eve in 2012...

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Originally posted by Jack Daniels
animals_bunny2easter bunny rockspunk

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Anyway, i am at the end of my review for "Fast Food Nation" and -find it difficult to write your thoughts on a book you haven't read... I am actually beginning to think that it would have been easier if I had just read the book... But that's not what I learned in High School... There everything was easy to BS...

And I still have 2/3 of a page left to write!... With nothing TO write! blowup

cursing I bust my @$$ trying to finish this paper before noon, only to find out that class was canceled. I even wasted my money printing 6 pages for it here! When I could have printed it off for free at home!

or atleast for cheaper at the public library.

Ha.

I wonder if there is Sociology and Biology class monday...? Exams for both are wednesday... And thus will end this semester...