Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

what green and slimy, and smell like bacon?

Melting green jell-o with bacon fat in it?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

lol that's nasty. haermm

It is. Very good.

apparently the joke is old, but i didnt hear it until i saw Hesher

Did ya laugh?

not as much as the girls int he back did. but yesterday i saw Pirates 4, and the preview was for the Muppet's movie, and i laughed then.

One of my dogs got out and wouldn't come back home until he pee'd on everyones flower bed.

Thats no dog, thats a small horse!

Everyones afraid of him, but he's a big baby. The other day he was darkjng ip a storm and when i went out side he was sitting in the middle of the yrd with his ears curls back barking at a dog bowl bcuz my black lab ate "his food." while there's a full bowl right next to it. Pig. The only time he's ever shown his teeth at something, was when our neighbors sharpays got out.

Is that a bull mastiff?

American Bull Dog. i guess standing up Spanky's around 5'8, since that how tall David is.

Oh, my uncle had a dog like yours. We always thought he was part mastiff because he was one huge dog lol. But he was a big softy too.

This cracked me up. my daughter sent these to me with the captions.

"I wasn't doin anything I am not suppose to be, promise."

checking out whats goin on outside

what? I am being careful!

I like suckers 🙂

awwwww crap I dropped it on the floor 🙁

GIVE ME ANOTHER SUCKER!!!

are they in here?

they have to be somewhere!

Please, Mom!?!?! GEEEEZ...

Proud granny... hehehehe

my nephew had an awesome birthday party without his dad showing up... his dad got one of my friends knocked up, and left state with her. bye stay gone.

i never hated photoshops Automate so much until today.

I saw AOTC this weekend at my friends house, and my wife fell asleep.

Weird, same thing happened to me when I first saw it too.