Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Jack Daniels2,851 pages

if the bottle is there too then "ya hoo artoo" ...lol 💃 ✅ 🤘 😖hifty: 😈

I bet she says you only care about the bottle... a lot.

Dear lord! We were nearly at the (shudder) NEXT PAGE!!!
*gasp*

Ok, Ok, Robin has agreed to pictures displaying ....um, proovocative uses for Jaegermeister.....first we have to run to Spencers tomorrow and see if we can find that shirt, since Charmed kind of threw down the gauntlet.....but this time tomorrow.....

*...walks through the near emtpy bar, full of beer stains and stained dreams...finds his way to the rail...*

"Vodka shots...line 'em up and don't stop 'til I pass out or die...whichever comes first."

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Dear lord! We were nearly at the (shudder) NEXT PAGE!!!
*gasp*

Ok, Ok, Robin has agreed to pictures displaying ....um, proovocative uses for Jaegermeister.....first we have to run to Spencers tomorrow and see if we can find that shirt, since Charmed kind of threw down the gauntlet.....but this time tomorrow.....

Yahoo Artoo! 😱 Bring on the pictures!! And um if that shirt is unavailable at your local spencers let me suggest one of the lower cut split on the side playboy shirts! 😈

Man this bar is dying....Viva La Grille!

I've been hearing for a great number of pages now...

I see no death here....

Pint please barman...?

*Settles down by the ewok fire, smiling at their flamey demise*

*Nods to Twilek lap-dance troupe who arrive for their evening shift*

twi'lek lap-dance troupe? i'm sold! barkeep, a pint of yer finest ale, por favor.

*Barkeep droid dishes out pints of "InterStella-Artois" left right and centre*

*Sadako gives the head Twilek dancer 30,000 credits with the instructions to keep the girls going all night*

*Smashes Binks' head with a croquet mallet and then slaps his head into the bar Charlie Murphy style*

Let the good times roll!!!!

band 🤘 🍺

Hey Guys I just wanna say, i've had a blast staying with ya kmc rules i'm about to leave for ever but i'm going out with a bang just watch for a new thread started by me you'll like it, nothing against the rules,

love
lord tyrant aka Jedi Knight 8k2

PS: Long Live Memos from THE TEMPLE thank JP for that from me.

🙂

and after i judo-kick jar-jar, he says: "meesa thinkin meesa bleeding inside meesa chest."

we'll im back to see if this forum has sorted itself out yet? i never intended to leave perminently, theres too many great members here😉 so, how are we all?🙂

It's still as bad as it was when you left, Stun... unfortunately.

🙁

I have one word for Ken's new sig...

Giggity gigity! (yeah I know that's 2... 🙄 😆 )

Barkeep?! Wheres the boobs...I mean booze..Plagueis was suppose to have a show lined up...?

Originally posted by DarkYoda
I have one word for Ken's new sig...

Giggity gigity! (yeah I know that's 2... 🙄 😆 )

Giggity!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Giggity!

Did you see last Sunday's Family Guy? Quagmire was on The Bachelorette... it was hilarious! 😆

I loved the parts where Stewie kept talking about Brian's novel, they just kept going and going. 😛

Yeah... his voice kept getting higher and higher and higher! I just knew Brian was going to punch him in the face or something. 😂