Oh hell ya... I have had just enough to drink.... so now I can do my randition of "In the Navy"
"In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy."
Woo Woo!!!! In the Navy!!!!
Everyone turns to the squeaking of the bar doors as they move back and forth. A new, strange figure has emerged from the outside world. He is cloaked in a weathered black hooded robe that flows all the way to the floor. Not even his face can be seen as darkness replaces where it would normally be. One by one people stop talking until a dead silence hovers in the air. All eyes are fixed on him, as he seems to float across the floor to a booth in the back corner of the room. He stands at the table for what seems like an eternity, but then his head starts to turn towards the crowd that has gathered and a since of mystery and nervousness comes upon them all. Through his hood only now can two green eyes be seen, they seem to mesmerize all the occupants of the room. One brave soul, that has had a few too many drinks, decides to greet this stranger. With a forward lean he walks up slowly trying to get a glimpse of who this stranger is, what he looks like within the hood. He is shadowed by the size of the guest. His head only comes up to where, if this were a man, his chest would be. The stranger’s head looks down onto the man who has walked up. With a slit tilt of his head he moves, leaning in towards him. The slightly drunken man now being so close to the man of mystery can see what is deep within the hood. A frightened look slowly comes upon him as wetness starts to appear on his left upper thigh. The man seems to cower to the stranger and falls on his knees begging for mercy. A sound seems to come from this enormous figure and the man looks up at him, nodding, as to understanding what is being spoken to him. The man gets to his feet, says a “thanks you” and then starts to head towards the bar doors. Someone behind the bar shouts out “what did he say to you”? The man stops briefly, turns to the group of people in the bar and tells them “he is here to take care of some business and to leave unless I wanted to be run through with his lightsaber”. The man turns back toward the bar doors and quickly leaves the tavern.
After a few seconds whispers start to run through the group of people. That is until the stranger turns toward the patrons. A deep, raspy voice comes from the stranger. My name is Darth Daddy, I’m looking for Jedi who think they know it all. Amity 75 walks up to DD and starts to speak. “Darth Daddy, my wife and I were just here for some fun and dancing. We have a couple kids at home and would hate to leave them alone in this world”. One of DD’s arms slightly raises, and he says, “you can go”. Queeq comes out from behind the bar. “This is my pad and you can leave now or you can leave in pieces, it’s your choice”. DD turns to face Queeq and pulls a lightsaber from within his cloak. “I’ll only give you one chance to back down, and unfortunately it has come and gone”. As DD raises his lightsaber it is ignited and a red beam illuminates the room. Queeq ignites his saber and raises in preparation for an altercation. With a step forward Queeq lunges at DD. With a waive of his saber DD deflects his attack. PVC seeing a chance to strike DD in the back comes away from the bar and as he ignites his lightsaber to attack DD raises his left hand toward him. Raises him in the air using the force and effortlessly flings him across the room. His body lies limp on the floor. DD turns his attention to Queeq again. Queeq attacks again, but to no avail. DD is too much of a swordsman for him to handle. Queeq lunges in again, but his advance is deflected and DD strikes with a swipe at his head. Queeq’s headless body falls to the floor. All around the room lightsabers ignite, but with each attempt one by one they all fall to the ground dead. The last man to stand is Baily. Because I like the way you dance I will spare your life on one condition. Baily asks what condition that is. “You teach me to dance like I saw you dancing with that lady earlier”. Baily turns off his lightsaber and puts it back on his side. “All you had to do was ask”. A pretty waitress named JP has been hiding behind the counter; she stands up and says, “I’ll be your partner”. For the next hour Bailey and JP help DD learn how to dance.