Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

White Correlian white please.

Correlian Rum shall do it for me.

*Whips up White Corellian with the speed and enthusiastic fury of a paternally enraged Mynoc*

There y'go JP... 🙂

*Corellian rum tanker arrives at Bar backdoor and Sadako attaches a large pipe to the filling/distribution valve and goes to SMX the other end of the pipe*

Introvenous or a Glass, sir.....? 🙂

Shots, lots & lots of shots please........

*Shots aplenty dished out to madam Bilbs at a pace more rapid than
the retreat of a protocol droid from a battle situation... With out spilling a single drop*

There you are Bilbs...

*Checks on Ewoks...*

Ah....they seem to be doing nicely...... Almost time to turn them over...

Best pic ever!! Sadako of Girth, you are da man.... those Ewoks need to burn in hell!!

Ah thanks Sada hits the spot that does. Can I have another?

Many Thanks Sadako! And keep em comin... a large tip I forsee for you.....

* Makes quick call on cellphone *

*5 secs later the Boss of the actual makers of Corellian White is marched in at gunpoint*

*Sadako points to Jar-Jar clone*

*To Corellian Boss:*
See him... over there...?
*Boss nods*
Well make as much of your White as you can for the lady with the red hair there, or that long eared amphibian freak im pointing to comes to live at your place...Forever..and ever...and ever....

*Boss churns out 3 vats immediately*

Ha...! There you go JP......

*Knocks up more shots for Bilb......*

Carries trayful over to her..... There y'go bilb....!!!

Good Man!!!

Baily needs more Rum to drink his worldly problems away..... Cant wait to go back to Ottawa and school.

*Coconut 'n' rum bought out to Baily literally by the bucket load*
*Leans on bar sympathetically....*
Don't worry pal... It'll all be ok.... How 'bout I nail Jar-Jar to a cross for you and display his screaming-soon-to-be dead screaming body on that wall there....

*Points at wall*

Would that cheer y'up...?
🙂

no..... I want to see all the Ewoks burn and scream and die!!!! Those little bastards gotta fry.... seeing them burn makes me feel good..... now I am talking and rapping like I am from da hood!! And I am a poet and didn't realize....

Ah well heres the double bonanza....

*Throws more Absanth on the ewoks to keep the entertainment going...*

....And as a bonus....

Ahhhhhh....The end of my shift......

Well goodnight all, party on and someone remember to eventually put out the Endor-former-dwellers when your finished....
*Leaves extinguisher on the bar and takes off bar towel from shoulder and puts it neatly on the bar on way out.....*

Awww, bye SoG.......

I love ya Sadako of Girth ... good night bud... thanks for everything... burning ewoks made my night

Thanks very much for the entertainment and food tonight, Sadako...🙂

Those poor ewoks... *cries*

Hey Everybody! Sorry its taken me so long ot find my way in here. My computer crashed and I had to wait to have it repaired.

I hope you don't mind fellow dwellers but, I only read the first two pages. Anything after that... you're gonna have to fill me in. As usual.

So, how are we all?