Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

what...in...the...hell..is...going...on...here?

"We were driving through Korovas, when the drugs began to take hold.."

The reason why he exploded sounds very familiar to me....hey perhaps it was my expensive load!?!?

Ahhh man, rootleaf is just not that harmfull, it's like dustin crops boy!

just thought i let everyone know tfn forums are down
(not that i really care)

*Beats sack with Binks in it with a dirty great sledgehammer relishing the cracking, squishing noises with a voracious appetite.....Laughing hysterically all the way.....*

That'll learn him some respect for SW movies.....

*Apologises to sledgehammer for getting some Binks all over it.*

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"We were driving through Korovas, when the drugs began to take hold.."

As your attorney i advise you to keep using FAL quotes 😂

😆 "Grrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvyyyyyyyy....."

Smokes my man, did you receive the holo-message a few pages back...oh yeah and the fliptopbox?
Just to make sure......

*closes his eyes at the sound of Sadako, crunching the skull of JarJar*

Poor pink critter..... ❌

Binks sleeps/burns in hell tonight...!!!!

BEDAZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👿

Yeah cheers JM, want some ether?? 😂

Ahhh. 'Bedazzled'.
The original of that is on my shopping list.
It's probably best that we don't start quoting Peter Cook and Dudley Moore in here though..... Especially not "Derek and Clive" album stuff.... 😆

Shizzle me nizzle, bring it on tha dizzle, smokes my fizzle!
Luv to be bozz-frizzle, gizzle it rizzle...... 🧑‍⚕️ ....ahhhh *(rootleaf aftershocks*)

😆

Can't refuse anything from you Smoke!
Perhaps you're right Sadako.....on topic please>>>>
* 😐 ...turns very serious*

"I saw this bloke the other day......."

*No Sadako...!! No....! Don't do it......!!!!*

*Goes back in time to undo all harm done*
*Enters Korova's*

What a nice place this is...*sees a wookiee and a JarJar-harming figure sitting in a dark corner*
Hello, I'm J.M...drinks on me!!!

Bartender, 3 BlueMilks please and 3 Rootleaf-blunts 🤨... 😖 ....OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS

"Oh Thank you... A pint of cider please" said the Jar-Jar harmer....

Pass the couvousier