Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

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come in and get naked!

*dances

Hi Frau....!!

Welcome to Queeq's bar....!! 😮‍💨

Got a blunt?

*Hands quasi-pyramidic-blunt to Smoke.....*

Excellent at last i can decipher the hierogliphs

If you see a Robin it means "R".....
This should start you on your quest to spell "Roll me one" in Egyptian symbiology.... 😉

I have deciphered an old text, it warns of threads of trailers in the first quarter of the year 2005, it states that responding to these said threads will make you constipated for 3,000 years

You refer to the prophecy of the 'Redundant threads'.....?!!?

You really think those threads are the chosen ones...?

woot! EXLAX!

I dont know but 3,000 years is a long time to wait, i need balance fast

Prophecy leads to constipation, constipation leads to bloatedness, bloatedness leads to bran.....

*Grabs threads, i need to make a pit stop*

please dont squirt on the floor, our maids have already gone through enough.

ROTFLMAO😂

Smoker that sig kicks ass. 'Its Rick James ! "...Cocaine is a powerful thing ....or how was that

😆

na na na na naa naaa... heroin is better.

Yeah, like Ripley from Aliens... She was a great 'Heroin'... 😉

😆 Cocaines a hell of a drug

Cold Blooded

The Bailster likes popping is aspirin.... Keeps me up all the time!!! Where is my fcuking Trailer??!?!?!?! And I want Cocorum... lots of it... Baily wants to get smashed tonight

* Slides Baily a mind-smashingly potent Bucket of Coconut rum and
coke, and hands Baily the keys to the Sadako speeder with 16 gallons
more in the back of it....*

There you go bud...!! 🙂 Probably shouldn't mix it with the Asprins
though..... 😉