Vader and the Emperor talking to Han and Leia in Alternative ending to SW in general.
Vader: "Now, the fourth time I saw the Loch Ness Wampa was when we were bombing an orbital station in an asteroid field."
Emperor: "My, those ast'roids were scary."
Vader: "Oh I remember seeing Luke coming into the Hangar bay on his 8th birthday. He was so cute wearing his l'il stormtrooper hat. And he came up to me and said, '"Papa?"' and I said, '"What do you need son?"' and he said to me, he said....'"I need about tree fitty."
Emepror: "Oh he was so cute."
Vader: "Well it was about that time that I started to get suspicious. I went up to Luke's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Wampa again."
Emperor: "Oh Lord, he was frightenening."
Vader: "I said, '"Go away monster, stop bothering my Empire!'"
Emperor: I gave him a dollar.
Vader: "What?! You went goin giving that monster a dollar?! Well no wonder he keeps comin back then!"