Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

*Yoda tells Anakin on his first day at the Jedi Temple how there was once a padawan who turned to the Darkside, tried to wipe out the Jedi and murdered his secret pregnant wife*

Anakin: (Smiles) Well, you can rest assured Mr Yoda, thats not going to happen with me!

Who?

every opne who patronises this Bar must be a StarWars fan (Starwegian)

Well that would explain why its in a Star Wars section wouldnt it lol

😆😆 what have i started LMAO!!!!!!!!! good show everyone!!

* could someone check out the bathroom behind the bar?? theres a neckid 'old woman who just tried to grab me *😘

thats no granny ;

ITS JABBA THE HUTT !! star-wars-smiley-017

Hi everybody J.M is back...one time post...LOL
All this trailer-stuff and new pics have been too much for me lately, so I had to go away and have a f**kin heartattack.
In case the Smokin Wookster-man comes a long...have you got any disturbing news to disturb my undisturbed balance with, disturbing Wookmeister of I find your lack of ....something disturbing.

Disturb me, disturb me, disturb me..... 🤨 🤨 😈

Bartender give me one of the finest Queeq's cocktails from the house!!!
....and do it quickly, I don't need another disturbance!!!!!

Me; Bartender, I heard disturbing news that the Jedi are fleeing all across the Galaxy!

Bartender; Yes, that's true...what will we do about it Lord J.M?

Me; If a Jedi goes to Indo-China, I want a n**ger hiding in a bowl o' rise
to pop a gap in his ass...You got that!

*just enjoying myself... 🧑‍⚕️ *

I find the lack of you being disturbed by me disturbing you disturbing

Originally posted by smoker4
I find the lack of you being disturbed by me disturbing you disturbing

Ahhhhhhhhh.... 😮‍💨 yesssss, I can feel your disturbance.
Your disturbing is like the food to my soul!!!!!

😆

Soul food

Esoteric AND nutritious....

*fries soul food with lightning* 😛

Fried chicken

*Sizzle*

Put some chizzle on the grizzle

Or eat ya f**ckin nizzle......

Originally posted by J.M FcThumbs-Up
Or eat ya f**ckin nizzle......

Turn it up a little...
Choke on those mother f*cking Skittles...

😆 😆 😆

🍺

Word up.....😛
As soon as the nearest Bartender gets in, can I try some of BAILY's Cocorum?