Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

I agree, I didn't get what bump meant, sorry!

Sweeping out the garbage, bumping up the good threads 🙂

I wondered who came in to clean up this hole.....

*drunkenly admits to just finding out what "bump" entails*hic!* (thanze lil)*.......this IS still a bar right????? Queeg has probably masterminded the only thread that cannot go off-topic........and any bum or noob can wander in....

*door chime*
did i hear noob?

*hic*wuddafugsanoob*hic*whysyouallayshatinon*hic*noobs...wudufug

no noobs?
damn.
*door chime*

*whew*....."Alone again, naturally...............

*hic*

caffeine please... *passes out*

okay.....unconscious girl near bar...........damn, I have had too many Jaeger shots to scroll back and figure out what that lemon-lime-bitters-thing is you drink!!!!!
*throws old mop bucket full of water on girl*

*shoves wet hair out of eyes* Thanks... and it's Lemon, Lime and bitters... its green, if that helps. But right now I'll just have a coke.

Jeez, lemon-lime-bitters wasn't close enough to Lemon, Lime and bitters for you???
*apologetically hand last clean towel over and poors flat coke for Imag*

Flat coke 😱 Yippee!

Sorry, sweetie, but there apparently hasn't been a bartender around here in days, and I am not currently feeling motivated to go change the CO2.

ehhh... screw that... *flops over*

jeez...everyone who comes in here ends up passing out.
*downs last of Jaegermeister*
*visits sink-basin, just sober enough to make sure Sadako is not sleeping there...*
*prepares, in stupor, to leave...looks back, feels guilty, covers Imag in blanket, downs flat coke, stumbles out..*
*wonders again why he joined on "trailer night"*
*hic*

*wakes up, sees the place empty and goes back to sleep to dream of koalas*

Koalas = ewoks 😂

*Strolls in for a drink and notices everyone is passed out.*

*Wanders from person to person putting little braids in everyones hair... Downs a blue/green beer... Smiles and saunters out the door.*

*Wakes up and feels a difference in his hair hair....*
Hey....!!!

😖hifty: Oh....What the hell.... 😉