I'm sorry, I have almost all DP comics in existence. Fabian Niceaza(however you spell it does write a good DP though.)
"SIRYN!...and Cannonballs!" -- DP
"That's Cannonball you twit!-- Sam
"Really? You sure? 'cause I kinda had a healthy does of respect for you before..."
"Well, whatever you're like junior X-men, right? Mutants born with special gifts who fight to save the very world that fears them--Well SO AM I!" -- DP
"You're not a mutant Wilson!" -- Sam slams DP into a wall..
"And you're not an X-men" - Sam
"Well, SAMUEL, just cause you got rocket-power farting powers. I'm not gonna split hairs and i'm not gonna fight my teammates. I mean. Unless it involves terry's clothes coming off and mud or chocolate pudding or soemthing like that.." -- DP
k, i'm done for now.
Remember the one where he gets hired by one of Typhoid Mary's personalities to either help her escape or kill her, depending on which personality survives?
He is walking through the insane asylum, wearing his holographically projected mask, pretending to be a psychiatrist. A patient stops him and says "Dr, I feel much better, not having any hallucinations anymore. do you think I'm cured?"
And Deadpool, of course, switches off the holographic projector so his real face becomes visible, leans over to the patient. and says: "BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!"
And then walks away leaving the patient a wrecked shell of a man.
That was so funny I nearly cried lauging.
Man...if you're not reading Cable and DP something is wrong with you. It's my favorite read right now. The art and stories are great. Issue 18 added some more classic DP quotes.
Haha Baby Cable thinking DP is his dad.
"Dedpoo?"
"Yeah, kid. Deadpoo"
"Dada"
"Who can keep track? I'm like an NBA player that way..."
"Hey...anyone else here smell poop or is my axe effect failing me?"
And a joke that only comic book fans will get and it should be a classic.
"I am not going back to any more alternate worlds!"
"I mean, Days of Future Past was a classic and all, but it's really all been done to death now..." --Deadpool lol as Forge, Siryn, Cable, and Sam sitting in the next panel with astonished looks on their faces.
Originally posted by 8bitChris
And a joke that only comic book fans will get and it should be a classic."I am not going back to any more alternate worlds!"
was a classic and all, but it's really all been done to death now..." --Deadpool lol as Forge, Siryn, Cable, and Sam sitting in the next panel with astonished looks on their faces. [/B]
"I mean, [b] Days of Future Past
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!😂
I forgot that Deadpool is the only character that knows he's in a comic.😂
many quotes and scans over here:
There are some brilliant lines from Deadpools first LS...
~ Jugg-head-naut? Who's that, someone who works for the Archies?
~ I mean, I've seen GI Joes tougher than you. Before they shrunk the poor guy down. I'm talking original, life like hair, kung fu grip Joe. Come to think of it, I've seen Ken dolls tougher than you... I let Barbie whup me coz I'm a wuss Ken...
I'll fix them up and post some more when I get home and find the comics...
Mr Immortal - "Youre not even a mutant"
DP- "Yes I am"
Mr Immortal "and your not an X-man"
DP " Oh and you have the card set or something"
Mr Immortal- " UHH no"
Dp " Do you have the cardset"
Mr Immortal " Not on me , I just have it for flipping"
DP " I'd like to flip shadowcat". "She's a ripe...
Doorman "Shut your pie hole"