favorite spiderman quote

Rhino: all this time Spiderman was a robot
Doc Ock: you pea brained fooled this wasn't the real spiderman it was clearly a hoax.

Rhino: You should have stayed in black, 'cause I'm gonna dirty you up.
Spidey: Sorry, they tell me the blue really brings out the color of my eyes.
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Spidey: Rhino and Shocker! How'd they get together, computer dating?

Hobgoblin: you! I thought you were just a rumor
Green Goblin: your going to wish I was.

Hobgoblin: how did you lift that?
Green Goblin: cuz I'm the real deal..you imposter

Hobgoblin: where did you that glider? I though Osborn gave me all his best stuff
Green Goblin: Osborn got a new best friend!

Kingpin: It is time to proceed.Unmask him.Doctor the honours are yours.
Spider-Man: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Doc Ock: Spider-Man is.........Peter Parker

Doc Ock: mother of mercy! can this be the end of Dr. Octopus? beaten by a child?!

Spiderman: these kids today Ock they have no respect for their elders.

Spiderman: the more you hate me the more the symobite can cont-roll you.

Venom: we don't hate you..in fact..we're your biggest fan!!

Dr. Conners: it's a symobite..an organism that thrives by bonding with another. where are you going ..YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT SUIT OFF!!

Spiderman: I need it!!!

Doc Ock: Young Miss Hardy.How very nice to hold you in my arms again
Anastatia Hardy: Don't hurt her please.I'll do anything you say
Doc Ock: Of course you will.You're completely at the mercy of.....DOCTOR OCTOPUS!!!!!

Tombstone: look straight arrow your kid forgot to wear his gloves just like his old man..isn't that cute.

Robbie: I'm gonna take you down once and for all.

Tombstone: and how you gonna do that?

Robbie: simple I'm not afraid of the police.

Tombstone: come down here and fight like a man!!

Spiderman: I don't suppose I could get you to come up here and fight like a spider?

Cop (sees Spidey dangling from the ceiling): What'cha doing up there?
Spidey: Oh, just hangning out.
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Spidey (to other symbiotes): You guys aren't ugly enough to be Venom's kids. (mean Spider)

Norman: I don't want to talk about any Goblins!

Spidey (To Kraven): Let me guess, you're a Leo right?

Punisher: I think I've figured out who you really are Peter Parker.
your the green Goblin!!!

Harry: Did the Green Goblin hurt you dad?

Harry: spiderman and punisher spiderman and punisher MJ MJ Mj and me?

Harry: Spider-man will pay. I swear on my father's grave, Spider-man will pay. Thank God for you, Peter. You're all the family I have.

Uncle Ben: Peter......... (he dies)

Norman: I've been like a father to you Peter..won't you be a son to be now?

Peter: I have a father his name is Ben Parker.

Norman: god speed Spiderman....oh. ...Peter...don't tell harry.

Harry: what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spidey: I have a knack for that.
Ock: Not anymore.

To Punisher:

"I'll have to start biting my fingernails..and man...do I have fingernails."

when he had extra arms

The cheezy lines are the best

(Spidey, explaining the process of a nuclear meltdown to Jameson)
Jameson: How can you know all this?
Spidey: What do I look like, the Tick?

Spiderman: sleep tight chameleon..maybe when you wake up..you'll feel like yourself.

Lizard: your opponent was unworthy.

Spiderman: you noticed that too huh?

Mary Jane: What do me and Spider-Man have in common?
Peter: You both look good in skin tight outfits?