Dark Phoenix versus.... Rocky BALBOA (and the USMC/USAF/USN/USA)

These bastions of American Power, the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Navy, as well as ROCKY BALBOA, must fend off Dark Phoenix from stealing mom's apple pie and baseball. Can they succeeed?

A highly powerful cosmic entity, versus a movie boxer? Do I need to say how one-sided, and how now comic related this is?

Closing