worst thing to happen to u

man post the horrible ness. mine is kinda sick, ok i was making out with my girlfriend and she did the lil throw up in your mouth and dude i almost barfed i was like WTF IS THAT. i was totally turned off and i was about to go home but i couldnt leave theres a reason.

Hmm, This one time with a Taiwanese hooker....

ahhahaha dude that was hilariuos. i am joking seriously tell a story

ive gotten lost at a department store 4 times when i was little... come to think of it, all 4 times i was with my sister 😕 u think shes tryin to tell me somethin

I got kicked by a cow at a fair once

lol

Hahahaha....

I broke my arm, the bone was nearly all the way through the skin.

eww man thats sick

Yeah it was, I was confused at first.
"Man why are those white things sticking out my arm.....oh sh--!!!!"

dude i got another one you know those traffic barrel the orange ones dude i kicked one it was cemented and i flew off my bike scraped the shit outa my arm dude i got scars to, man i was sitting there with blood all dripping off my arm i was like man that sucked it was at 3:00 am i ride mmy bike at night in the summer. It builds muscle but damn that hurt.

Yeah, which is why you wear protective crud. Unstylish but useful.

f that crap

Haha, see what I mean.

Ive broke lots of bones, one was nearly a compound fracture like mentioned before

I was diagnosed with kidney disease. 🙁

My mom marrying my stepdad is the worst thing so far that happen to me.JM

i fractured my spine jumping from a second floor balcony....tht was....quite fun actually..

I was born.......................😬

was born 😐

I hairline fractured my assbone to get out of a rugby lesson recently