McGuyver versus Batman

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McGuyver versus Batman

oh yes, i went there.

i was going to make this yesterday...but i decided not to cuz its stupid...we all know mcguyver would own batman

yeah he'd make a atom bomb out a peice of string a carbord box and a glue stick tie it to batman and detonate it

But if you're talking about the old cheesy Batman, he would pull "Anti-Atomic Bomb Spray" out of his utility belt. So we're at a draw with tha one.

MacGyver would know that "anti" sprays are counteracted by a mixture of common soil and a sneeze.

McGuyver doesn't even need more then 30 seconds of prep to create said atomic bomb out of card board and string.

Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.

you need to find something to do with your lives...

Originally posted by snoopdogg
Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.

Having Jean Claude Van Damm in you only means are forced to be mild mannered until your friend and/or brother gets beat down.

One well timed kick to MacGyver's temple ends it all.

One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.

And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.

Originally posted by Dizzle
One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.

And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.

Yes hee beats Bats for now but mankind will not be satisfied they build bigger rubberbands and BIGGER twigs until one day they make a paperclip launcher so big it will DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE RACE MUAHAHA!

Yeah Van Damme loses to Bats too heck Rob Van Damme would beat JCVD