One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.
And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.
Originally posted by Dizzle
One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.
Yes hee beats Bats for now but mankind will not be satisfied they build bigger rubberbands and BIGGER twigs until one day they make a paperclip launcher so big it will DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE RACE MUAHAHA!
Yeah Van Damme loses to Bats too heck Rob Van Damme would beat JCVD