General Questions....

And the bravery award goe to...Mr. Turtle

...but since he died in the fire, I would have to accept the award and the brandnew car 😄

Only if you promise to take me and To chick hunting with the convertible.

ok, I know some nice chickens just down the street 😄

Let me rephrase that.

How about you, me, and ToMacco go cruising for hot women

hot women?
you know, it would be noble to cool them down a bit then, what if they're going to melt?

I could cool them down with a nice skinny dip in the lake.

well, I hope you can swim then!

I sure can

Curse that evil Lance!
He's always one step ahead of me!

You know it!

Around here when guys go out hunting women, they call it going out "catting".

And the bars where the heaviest catting takes place are called "meat markets".

God I'm glad I don't have to date anymore....

Join us tomorrow for yet an exciting new episode of Gundark and English 😉

Tomorrow's show :

More stupid customs of southcentral Pennsylvania !

*runs to a nearby shop in order to buy new tapes to record the show*

How many episodes will there be?

This show can run forever. Trust me.

*runs to the shop again*
yeah, I'm definitly going to need more tapes!

Gundark....why don't you have to date anymore?...are you married?

Hang on... you haven't answered my question, Julie!

(Cries)

Now look what you did Julie!