Theres this B!itch!

Originally posted by Gisele
I asked her why she didn't like me and she said she just hates me
I don't know why.....its like were in a compittion to see whos smarter...she always trys to answer the questions I want...she gets on my back for getting wrong answers.....GRRR!!!!!!! I tried asking her whats wrong and she says....don't talk to me...I never did anything to her.....
Shes fat and is ugly...what should I say to her?...any good comebacks?

Then theres this little short fat girl who makes fun of me too...and she calls me fat...I m no near fat...come on!

Any good come backs?

Please 🙁 😮 😮 😮

maybe she doesnt like you because you make threads about her?

well, you can say that shes so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, and that shes so ugly shes givin freddy kreuger nightmares, but these are my old jokes, i have to get new ones

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I love fat jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to get a blood test, the machine said "Ragu".

Yo mama is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

😂

yo mamma is so fat, she got baptised at seaworld

yo mamma is so fat, i drove around her in my car and ran out of gas

yo mamma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

like i said, old jokes

Call her quadropil chins, chubby cheeks, that kind of thing. This poor kind in my class use to get picked on like that.

Tell her you'd walk away from her if you could, but they haven't yet built a rest stop around her.

I came up with that ladies and gentlemen! 😱

Tell her she's so dumb she failed a blood test.

Originally posted by Ronny
Ah heres a good one

ignore her and turn your back 😱 comebacks only make it worse

and most are pretty damn lame

Hey, I support Ronny on this!

All you insulting people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. 😛

(For gisele: Comeback to the chubby "girl"😉 Go get a McCombo
You use the Ecuator as a belt
Thats the biggest moon I ever saw...oh wait...its your a!s!s

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I love fat jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to get a blood test, the machine said "Ragu".

Yo mama is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

What does "Ragu" mean?

Ragu, as in the pasta sauce...very fatty but very tasty...

And you should still just walk away!!!

Somehow, I agree with C. Rex, walking away would bother her a lot more than talking about her...about her.....baby.

rubbish!! tell them off pronto or they'll never stop...walking away from clowns like that gives them message they win..no way,don't ever let people get the best of you.

at least if you do walk away roll your eyes and say "oh please"
or call them something trashy or humiliating

Walk away and do a fake cough while saying 'Loser!'

maybe she's trying to get your attention or she is jelous of you .

break off a piece of a hamburger and throw it at the fat chicks thats what i do and they try to catch me but im to damn fast for them its funny, we were doing a 5 minuit run and i got 15 laps around this huge gym and they only got lol only got 7 its hilarious

That doesn't sound very funny, it just sounds mean.

Praise the Lord I don't live in America...

Yep. I live in Canada where girls are actually very nice.

Most of them anyways.