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How old were you when you became a father? My buddy and his wife are pregnant, and they are 24 and 21.
I'm 22. I can't imagine being a father right now. I'm still learning things from my father. I feel like Obi-wan, for Christ sake. When will I be mature enough to take on a son of my own? It will be thrown upon me suddenly.
(I need to keep my pecker in my pants before it gets me into trouble)