Binks'd do well for a while against the inanimate object and then at his moment of seeming victory he'd completely screw it up by succuming to one of his inane moments of slapstick merriment (that is meant to be spontanious and amusing, yet come across as completely contrived)
and somehow accidently beats himself to death with the inanimate object and "Acccidently" feeds most of himself to a Rancor while the Sarlacc gets the other half... (If there is any justice....) 😉