Get used to it, 😛
check out my thread, "think it might be red vs blue"
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t323878.html
no mocking there whatsoever
Erm - last time I watched ANH, Obi-Wan has a nice holiday villa on Tatooine.
Maybe he just takes Luke to live with him at his bachelor pad on Tatooine.
Then, when Obi-Wan realises Luke needs to have his nappy changed, he says "Oh hell no!" and drops him off at the nearest homestead he can find. He leaves a note: "Father is Darth Vader, this boy is the last hope of the universe, so I'm leaving him on a farm"
"Call me when you're twenty"
Star wars Return of the Jedi Copyright 1983(ballantine or DEL REY)
(the one with the fabulous 8-page color insert)
Page 66.
By James Kahn, Screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan And George Lucas, Story By George Lucas.
“Ben continued his narrative. “When your father left, he didn’t know that your mother was pregnant. Your mother and I knew he would find out eventually, but we wanted to keep you both safe as possible, for as long as possible. So I took you to live with my Brother Owen, on Tatooine…and your mother took Leia to live as the daughter of Senator Organa, on Alderaan.”