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It's been one week since that Wednesday eve
With the guy that says "Dude" and then there's Scott and Steve
Five days since we watched our show
With the druggie guitarist, the ****, and the Jackhole
Three days in "we don't know where"
And twice now we've gotten attacked by a polar bear
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watching a bit too much of that "Lost" show
Holy cow, you see it last week?
Well someone else freaked
'Cus on his foot he was supposed to pee
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And the con's in the middle
'Cus she always plays the referee
Hey, the blonde's got a nail-painting fetish
She sunbathes topless
And she's been sleeping with her brother
We don't know if Scott's dead
But that psychic said
The baby can't be Raised by Another
The show's so whack
That it's like crack
And then the mechasaurs attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
The ***** screams
And redneck schemes
There's crazy dreams
And now it seems
They get so violent we should probably sign a waiver
They're always cryin', cussin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
Where to go?
We still don't know
What happened to the plane
There's that one episode that I'm sure
We all thought was a little Punk'd
When the doc saw the ghost
You know, the dead drunk?
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of tanning without shirts
It's been one week since we got to spy
On that psychic kid and that creepy knife guy
Five days since those torture scenes
But at least they all had fun on the golfing green
Three days since the resulting feud
When the Korean gangster tackled that one Black dude
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watching a bit too much of that "Lost" show
"Baby, I don't get this show."
"Ugh, which episode?"
"All of them."
"Oh, well, I don't get that hatch in the jungle."
"Well yeah, me too! And whatever happened to that French lady?"
"The French lady! What about her kid? And the voices?"
"And those dead people in the cave!"
Once you start watchin'
There's just no stoppin'
Your brain spins 'round
And the questions start poppin'
J.J. Abrams is the creator of our confusion
Is it a delusion?
Or the result of a contusion?
The pilot was huge
They wrote some big checks
It's about a plane wreck
I'm getting scared but I can't look away
Seen Gilligan's Island; it's like that show
But with more weirdos
The rating's jumping higher every day
If you've seen the show
Then you just don't know
Where it's gonna go
The jungle's creepy
And they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon
There's some gloom
Out in the dunes
Plot twist in your face
I'm so confused I'm gonna scream
Well it's the kinda show where people have dark backstories
Blood drip spots
Takin' off
On their hubbies
"OMGWTFPOLARBEAR?"
Every week we all chant
Should I turn off my TV?
I just can't
I have the tendency to watch it religiously
I'm in the habit to TiVo each one
It's been one week since we got to see
Some crazy French lady tie up the Iraqi
Five days since the big surprise
When the pregnant chick got dragged off by some squirrely guy
Three days since the wacky scene
When someone else died but, hey, it was all a dream!
Yesterday it finally dawned on me
That I've been watching way too much of that "Lost" show
Tired of wasting my life on watching that "Lost" show
I've got better things to do than be watching that "Lost" show
It's almost on? Man, I gotta go!