Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed off giraffe, I don't know! The fact that no-one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it because I'm along for the ride, good old fun time Hurley! Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers!
There once was a man named Michael and everyday he stared at this giant block of marble everday for four months, just sitting there stareing at it and one day someone finally asked him, "what are you doing?" He said, " I'm working!" Two years later that block of marble became the statue of David and that man was Michale Angelo. That's what we're doing, we are working.