My proclamation!

Started by Kosta2 pages

My proclamation!

*Clears throat*

There will come a day, and on this day, stuff will happen! And then after this stuff happens, there will be an uproar as this stuff devides people in to two groups, one that supports the stuff and one that opposes it. Then after this happens, there will be MORE stuff that happens. And one group shall come out the victor! And this day shall be given a name that corresponds appropriately with the stuff that happened, and it will be given a date on which the stuff that happened on this day will be celebrated, so that people may have another excuse to stay home, make barbaque and drink copious ammount of alcohol.

*Takes a bow*

😆

heehee

Yeah, that day will be called, "I just had sex with ten women at the same time day". 🙂

wake me when the stuff starts happening *grabs a pillow and blanket and curls up in a corner out of the way*

Ha hA hA Ha.
that is fun exspecially when they don't know about it.

Originally posted by Circadian Rythm
Ha hA hA Ha.
that is fun exspecially when they don't know about it.

Totally, have you ever tried "The Invisible Man"?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, that day will be called, "I just had sex with ten women at the same time day". 🙂
They do have to be 'real' women as well, right?

Originally posted by Corran
They do have to be 'real' women as well, right?

Rules are meant to be broken. It's all about "The Invisible Man" manuever. 😉

*sleeps*

Sure Thing.
But some people call it RAPE.
I call it SURPRISE SEX.

Originally posted by Circadian Rythm
Sure Thing.
But some people call it RAPE.
I call it SURPRISE SEX.

But have you heard of the invisible man???

Originally posted by shellie
*sleeps*

*starts dry-humping shells* 😱

yawn

Originally posted by Circadian Rythm
Sure Thing.
But some people call it RAPE.
I call it SURPRISE SEX.
I'm guessing you're American!

In the United States, 1.3 women are raped every minute. That results in 78 rapes each hour, 1872 rapes each day, 56160 rapes each month and 683,280 rapes each year.
1 out of every 3 American women will be sexually assaulted in her lifetime.
The United States has the world's highest rape rate of the countries that publish such statistics. It's 4 times higher than Germany, 13 times higher than England, and 20 times higher than Japan.
1 in 7 women will be raped by her husband.
83% of rape cases are ages 24 or under.
1 in 4 college women have either been raped or suffered attempted rape.
1 in 12 males students surveyed had committed acts that met the legal definition of rape. Furthermore, 84% of the men who had committed such acts said what they had done was definitely not rape.
75% of male students and 55% of female students involved in acquaintance rape had been drinking or using drugs.
Only 16% of rapes are ever reported to the police.

Show a little enthusiasm people! I'm prophesising here! 😠 You never know! Many years from now people may be worshiping me and bringing m sacrifices....like their daugters......😄

I CAN DREAM IF I WANT TO! 😠

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
*starts dry-humping shells* 😱
*stirs and wakes* oh has the 'stuff' started yet?

Shelly - No not really, were just making s'mores

yawn

Originally posted by Kosta
Shelly - No not really, were just making s'mores
i dislike s'mores 😘