Kmc Toll Road

Hello and welcome to the kmc toll road(aka the kmc by'pass)
This new road will help you by'pass all uninteresting threads it is a place you can relax and enjoy the ride.

DO NOT FORGET TO PAY AT THE TOLL BOTH

THANK YOU Have a pleasant ride

TOLL

bike....................50p
car ....................£1
kangaroo pouch.£1.25
flying on an eagle.£2.00
blue unicorn.......£2.50
pink dragon........£3.00

please note that magical fairy dust can be purchased at the toll both for all those need it
Fairy dust costs £4.00 a pouch

Lotus Esprit 🪩

This is Confuing..

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I have decided to ride my wombat into ton, what is the fee?

I'll ride with you!?

wombats will encure a fee the same as a kangaroo pouch........£1.25

i shall be travelling by turtle, how much?

only one rider to a wombat it only has one seet

turtle will cost you £1

all turtles must keep to the slow lane

*pays £1* right, lets go! *huge line of cars builds up behind the turtle*

how much for my Esprit

I'm going to rid on Toilet...How Much?

lol

£1.75 for the Espirt and the toilet is £1.25

damn i only have £1

hey, my turtle just keeled over and died cuz he was going too fast 🙁 *holds up thumb* anyone wanna help out a hitch-hiker?

if you take off the seat its only £1

ill give you a ride

Pays$1.25

Strolls down the street on the toilet!!!