How can you kill yourself in starbucks?

How can you?

Have a conversation with all the pretentious retards that go there daily, that's sure to kill you.

Drinking the coffee is enough for me. Its crap. I only think that coz I hate coffee

I hate coffee too.But I would not kill myself in that place!JMdeath 🙁

If you want to kill yourself in starbucks, suicide bomb the corporate office building, if you suicide bomb any other shop, they would just rebuild the shop and build another one next to it. Thats Starbucks for ya.
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Or you could take over Starbucks a la Doctor Evil in Austin Powers.

Caramel Machiato=sugar and milk with a touch of coffee.

I prefer their decaf coffee of the day.

Originally posted by Aku
Drinking the coffee is enough for me. Its crap.

Exactly what I was going to say. ✅

You could drown yourself in piping hot coffee, or freeze yourself to death by jumping into a sink full of carmel frappacino, jeez I don't know.

Find some onewho is realy addicted to coffe and swap his coffe for de-caf

Originally posted by BackFire
Have a conversation with all the pretentious retards that go there daily, that's sure to kill you.

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I dunno... all i know is that I feel like topping myself every time I see one.....

Yeah they're kind of like McDonalds. Everywhere you look there's one growing out of the ground like a friggin mushroom! 😠

Starbucks has great coffee, so I love the place, I just don't ever find the need to hang out there. But I am glad they are everywhere because when I want my liquid crack, I know where to find it. ✅

I dunno about over there but in the UK the few times I've had coffee in Starbucks they either dont bring it black like I asked for or it's so piss weak I may as well be drinking hot dirty dish water.

When I ask for strong black coffee I expect it to be both black and strong I mean is it too much to ask?

Shotgun in the mouth.

(He's quoting a British sitcom).

-AC