Fight goes like this.
They do some fancy shmancy martial arts...break for a second.
During that time Deadpool does the normal Deadpool thing where he's so damn funny that i drop the comic book.
I pick up the comic book 4 pages later to see Bat's dead on the floor.
I flip back through the pages an apparently Deadpool had Batman laughing so damn hard that he was on the floor holding his stomach.
Deadpool made Batman...THE Batman....laugh to death. Eat that Joker.
Deadpool would annoy Batman to much to concetrate properly meanwhile Deadpool is doing flawlessly, and Batman can't even read his moves so he can't dodge, and ends up with a sword straight thru his gut.
Or he gets Batman really angry by talking bad about his parents since I heard he talked about Frank's family when Punisher had him tied up.
By "knockout pokes" he must mean pressure points.
Dealpool wins via being equal in fighting skill and having insane healing factor upgrade.
Yes, in case you didn't know Dealpool has gotten an insane new healing factor upgrade that puts him slighlty under Wolverine(who heals from being a f#$kin' eyeball.)
Batman dies easy.
Originally posted by Arsenal
Deadpool can take a lot of damage yes but that would just be better for Batman because he would be able to go all out on him ala running him over with the batmobile, using batplane etc.
Originally posted by jplatinum
Yes, in case you didn't know Dealpool has gotten an insane new healing factor upgrade that puts him slighlty under Wolverine(who heals from being a f#$kin' eyeball.)
The thing about Wolverine is, his healing factor is just plain exaggerated now. It was never meant to be as powerful as some writers make it out to be. Notice how when new writers take Wolverine, they make him bigger, and stronger, and through the years he's become nothing more than a joke, his fighting abilities changing from comic to comic. In one comic he fights on Namor's level, then the next he has a hard time with Sabretooth. What the hell is that? It's complete bullshit.
Wolverine is a joke.
Deadpool wins this one. No knockout gas KOs here. DP's cells regenerate too fast for that stuff to affect him.
Mr. Sinister tried to drug him in the HoM Cable and Deadpool issue, but it didn't work. It just made his food taste tangy.
Deadpool regenerates easily from having his brain blown out; I don't see what Batman can do to Deadpool that he wont laugh about later.