Deadpool versus Batman

Started by Wynndar8 pages

big deal i do that all the time

Originally posted by Wynndar
Wolverine is really really really COOL...but thats no reason for him to beat Batman. Deadpool is another hype character. I remember back when he first came out and got his head handed to him all the time ie: getting a hole blown in him by Domino. Then young kids thought he was so cool the writers kept on giving him more attention. Regardless he isnt that great. He doesnt have the experience of Batman or any other premier fighter. He doesnt have Batman's brains for sure. He is really cool though....nice costume.

Deadpool's got plenty of experience, he's been a merc his whole life. You obviously don't know much about DP cause he's done plenty of things to back himself up, hell he's ricocheted bullseye's shots with the emblem on the back of his glove before, he's done many a mighty thing, and many a foolhardy thing.

HAHAHA...being a merc ur whole life doesnt place on the fantastical level of fighting ability possessed by Batman or any of the other premier fighters. Deadpool is a notch below...he always will be...kids might think he's really cool but writers cant go back in time keep him from getting beat by Domino.

Originally posted by Wynndar
HAHAHA...being a merc ur whole life doesnt place on the fantastical level of fighting ability possessed by Batman or any of the other premier fighters. Deadpool is a notch below...he always will be...kids might think he's really cool but writers cant go back in time keep him from getting beat by Domino.

How about that time Batman got beat up by some random thugs? Wait... how many times has that happened? Over a hundred? Yea. Exactly.

I guarantee you Batman has been KO'd in comics way more than Deadpool (Just because he has so much more exposure than Wade.). So if you're using Domino as an example, you better stop because there is no way you're winning with that evidence.

<<kids might think he's really cool but writers cant go back in time keep him from getting beat by Domino.>>

not sure which fight you're referring to, but i could show scans of a meeting these 2 had where pool ABSOLUTLEY destroyed her. i mean, it wasn't even close. he's also handled silver sable and daredevil simultaneously, not to mention the fact that he's handed wolvie his arse. i don't think wade's as good as slade, but he'd damn close. this fight could go either way imho.

For the record, Wyndar is talking about x-force 15 where Deadpool was beating the shit out of cable, and was about to kill him, and Domino (Who he didn't realize had escaped her bonds) shoots him in the back.

I want this whole thread to understand and understand well that:

Batman, not in his wildest dream, fantasy, thought, or reality could beat DP. IT WOULD NEVEr EVER HAPPEN.

First off, Batmans Armor is not enough to protect him in this batttle. GUNS sure he has a "Bullet Proof" chest but his face is well open to a bullet. And as far as sharp objects goes Dead Pool wins. For one thing, if Batman can recieve scratch injuries from Catwoman I wont let any of youtell me he wont be sliced in half by dead pool.

Fact about DeadPool. he likes to use his swords and knives and fist fightings more than his guns he see's it more honorable. So to say that his Fighting Skills are not top notch is a lie of Mephisto.

NEXT! What the hell is Batman gonna do to dead pool? He would get tired punching at him due to DP's high healing factor.

Hope none of you have forgotten that DP can TELEPORT! Batman Kneels down to DP on all levels. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME what Batman is GONNA DO to DP to win this fight!

I LOVE BRUCE WAYNE. But I know what realityis. And IM confused that people actually think DP will lose this fight. It makes no sense!

Batman drops a flash grenade
then sonic grenade
then a regurgitation grenade
then kicks him over
then sets a frag grenade on his chest
and walks away

Batman wins.

Sure he'd heal it back up. But he'd already lost.

Batman drops a flash grenade
then sonic grenade
then a regurgitation grenade
then kicks him over
then sets a frag grenade on his chest
and walks away

Batman wins.

Thats weird. Are you meaning to ay that droping grenades on the ground in a certain sequence wins a battle against DP? Dont make my sides split. "Sets a frag grenade on his chest... Kicks him over" I didnt know that Batman had such dominion over High Class Characters like DP

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman drops a flash grenade
then sonic grenade
then a regurgitation grenade
then kicks him over
then sets a frag grenade on his chest
and walks away

Batman wins.

Sure he'd heal it back up. But he'd already lost.

I couldn't of typed it better myself..your pretty bright sunshine

If DP can TEleport im sure getting away from a grendade is a simple task.

This thread is becomming amazing to me.

Whats Next Batman VS. Magneto. With batty on top. Im sure he can just do that grenade sequence and win right?

Originally posted by SeerQris
This thread is becomming amazing to me.

Whats Next Batman VS. Magneto. With batty on top. Im sure he can just do that grenade sequence and win right?


No, he'd put on Prometheus' helmet and mimick the power of Polaris and use it to spank Magneto.

Originally posted by SeerQris
This thread is becomming amazing to me.

Whats Next Batman VS. Magneto. With batty on top. Im sure he can just do that grenade sequence and win right?

some Plastic explosives....magnetism don't work on plastic....I think...*goes to look it up* they don't. leftright but that'll be our little secret okay.

New word.

BatConfusion: The belief that Batman can win any battle through various means. Not to be confused with SpiderConfusion.

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman drops a flash grenade
then sonic grenade
then a regurgitation grenade
then kicks him over
then sets a frag grenade on his chest
and walks away

Batman wins.

Sure he'd heal it back up. But he'd already lost.

Deadpool likes grenades a lot more than Batman, and he carries plenty of them. He'll teach batsy how to play a serious game of 'hot potato'

Originally posted by SeerQris
New word.

BatConfusion: The belief that Batman can win any battle through various means. Not to be confused with SpiderConfusion.

sarcasticclapnana

Batman:
Notable powers None, he is a human with no superhuman abilities. However, he is a genius, in peak physical condition, and has vast personal wealth and access to custom equipment. His skills have made him a master detective and arguably the greatest martial artist in the DC Universe.

DP:
Notable powers Regenerative healing factor, superhuman endurance, stamina, and agility, expert marksman. Immortal. Teleportation.

I think that about says it.

Batman is more than just a man.......

....he's the man. (thought I was gonna say he's a legend didn't ya) nana