I just put my dinner down for a minute so I could go a do a drink...When I returned I saw my guitar(Still plugged into the amp) was a bit near to falling over as I had placed 5mins earlier... So decided to move it on to it rightful place onto a stand. Fearing it toppling.
Doing this I accidentally kicked the lead it was plugged in with, sending it over....And not just in any old one of the 358 degrees of directions in could've... But yep....Straight onto my dinner plate. Dinner ruined. Mashed potato and beans gunking up the fretboard and pick-ups..!!!!!
Had I just left the bloody guitar there and got on with dinner It'd have probably been ok....
So...Ironic self-forfilling prophecies.....SKKRRRREEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH......!!!!!!!