Yet another thread by yours truely!
I sit here, perched on my.....perch? Pondering the wonders of our ever expandingg universe, stroking my long white beard with a wise look on my face, as I hope and pray that somewhere out there beyond the limits of our space travel capabilities, somehow, some day, someone will invent a 5 ply toilet paper. Lets all hold hands and meditate on this and light incense and maybe even do the polka naked in a field of blooming dasies.
😕 .....I've reached a new low.