The Temporary Goodbye Thread

Originally posted by Randi
are you drunk too

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Are you?

Originally posted by Randi
sometimes

This was an incorrect answer, "sometimes" makes no sense in relation to the question at hand, you should answer with either yes or no.

I could be but i am not telling

I don't know you.

Fukkin Moose

good, then stop talking to me

please

I have to do some shit and not think about retards all day.....anyway

Originally posted by Ax3l
Fukkin Moose

Hi Drumdude. 😍

Originally posted by Randi
good, then stop talking to me

please

I have to do some shit and not think about retards all day.....anyway

Yeah, I can see why people like you.

Originally posted by Moosey
Hi Drumdude. 😍

see me care

I am going to **** my husband now.....

what....I am funny

Originally posted by Ax3l
G'day, love. 131

S'going on?

Originally posted by Moosey
S'going on?

You?

bye axel I have to do some things enjoyed talking music with someone who has a brain

Originally posted by Ax3l
Trying to get my dog to chill out while I take a shower so he wont rip shit up.

You?

I'm trying to get a spreadsheet to work, but it's not cooperating.

Also, I'm picturing you in the shower.

Originally posted by Moosey
I'm trying to get a spreadsheet to work, but it's not cooperating.

Also, I'm picturing you in the shower.

Sweet. I'm naked atm

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, **** work. Go ahead and yell that as loud as possible.

Sweet. I'm naked atm

I did it!!! YES! Um...I have to go now, they've asked me to leave.

But with Pippi Longstocking stockings on, right?

Originally posted by Moosey
I did it!!! YES! Um...I have to go now, they've asked me to leave.

But with Pippi Longstocking stockings on, right?

Good. My plan has worked perfectly. Can you get me an application for that exact job? Tell them I am 100 times sexier and have a much larger penis.

Well yeah. It's my standard shower gear.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Good. My plan has worked perfectly. Can you get me an application for that exact job? Tell them I am 100 times sexier and have a much larger penis.

Well yeah. It's my standard shower gear.

Ok, wait, I'm at an internet cafe right now.....I'll email my boss--ex boss and let him know.

Haha...that's a funny thought.

Originally posted by Moosey
Ok, wait, I'm at an internet cafe right now.....I'll email my boss--ex boss and let him know.

Haha...that's a funny thought.

Perfect. I'm desperate. I'll do any kind of sexual favors, er...favors.

I also wear a poncho, nudity is the devils playground.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Perfect. I'm desperate. I'll do any kind of sexual favors, er...favors.

I also wear a poncho, nudity is the devils playground.

Shit...tell me everything at once so I don't have to keep emailing.

And that is why I'd like to set up a jungle jim on your scrotum.

Originally posted by Moosey
Shit...tell me everything at once so I don't have to keep emailing.

And that is why I'd like to set up a jungle jim on your scrotum.

Ah, never mind. I just got a job as a CEO of my own company that I just came up with right now. AxelCO. You want in? Become an investor for 50 Grand?

Oh my god, I am turned on.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Ah, never mind. I just got a job as a CEO of my own company that I just came up with right now. AxelCO. You want in? Become an investor for 50 Grand?

Oh my god, I am turned on.

YES! OMFG! What an opportunity! I'm getting in the BACK DOOR here, aren't I?

I can tell....my jungle jim just fell off.