Animals

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Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
What about a snow leopard or a lion???

One Kangaroo would take care of both of them. First, the snow leopard would get in back of the kangaroo and lion in front. They would both attack but the kangaroo would jump and both of them would knock into eachother. Then they would both leap at the kangaroo and it would use a double-kick, one foot to each, knocking them out almost instantaneously.

moivie man Member

A lion might

moivie man Member

maybe

moivie man Member

sometimes

Echuu Master Jedi
Originally posted by Arsenal
Kangaroos aren't our equals; they're above us.

o really? 😆 😆 😆

moivie man Member

Kangaroos above us yeah right 😆 😆 That is the day

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by moivie man
Kangaroos above us yeah right 😆 😆 That is the day

I found this out while hiking in the foothills of Australia. I took a photo of a kangaroo who was relaxing in a strange position, similar to that of humans. After it realized I took the photo, it immediately started acting like a normal kangaroo and hopped off to a distant, faraway land. After getting home, I immediately starting typing dossiers on this.

moivie man Member

THE DAY hey arsanal are you 🍺 🍺 😂 😂 🤘 🐰

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by moivie man
THE DAY hey arsanal are you 🍺 🍺 😂 😂 🤘 🐰

here it is you non-believer

Echuu Master Jedi
Originally posted by Arsenal
I found this out while hiking in the foothills of Australia. I took this photo (see attachment below) of a kangaroo who was relaxing in a strangely human type of position. After it realized I took the photo, it immediately started acting like a normal kangaroo and hopped off to a distant, faraway land. After getting home, I immediately starting typing dossiers on this.

Yes and I'm a straight rosie o donald 😱 😆

😕

😮‍💨

moivie man Member

Originally posted by Arsenal
I found this out while hiking in the foothills of Australia. I took a photo of a kangaroo who was relaxing in a strangely human type of position. After it realized I took the photo, it immediately started acting like a normal kangaroo and hopped off to a distant, faraway land. After getting home, I immediately starting typing dossiers on this.
😂

moivie man Member

That is kangaroo gromming position for your little kanngaroo jack 😆 💃 💃 💃 😮‍💨

SlipknoT Restricted

I think plankton will one day take over

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

No, gorillas.

Arsenal Senior Member

Because of Gorilla's strength, they would probably be able to withstand Kangaroo's double-kicks, but eventually their defences would wear down and the kangaroo would kick them in their big gorilla groin.

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I think plankton will one day take over

Kangaroos would eat them.

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Arsenal
Because of Gorilla's strength, they would probably be able to withstand Kangaroo's double-kicks, but eventually their defences would wear down and the kangaroo would kick them in their big gorilla groin.

Gorillas are intelligient though and will learn to wear makeshift cups of wood, and soon make wooden armour to withstand kangaroo kicks.

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by dark1365
Gorillas are intelligient though and will learn to wear makeshift cups of wood, and soon make wooden armour to withstand kangaroo kicks.

That wouldn't help, kangaroos would eventually find a chink in their makeshift armor and exploit it.

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Before that, Gorillas will crush them with their giant fists, or at least keep the gorillas at bay. Man, you HAVEN'T seen their true strength, I was at a zoo once and a gorilla(silverback) LAZILY tossed a big frickin boulder toward another.

Arsenal Senior Member

Well you HAVEN'T seen the awesome power of a kangaroo's tail standing double-kick. Once, when I was hiking in Australia, I saw a kangaroo practicing this particular move. It performed it on a massive boulder (10 to 15 feet perhaps). After about a minute, it crumbled into dust. The Kangaroo then blinked at me and I ran to a bar and got drunk in an ill-fated attempt to forget what had happened.