A question for Satanists

Originally posted by finti
yeah great fantasy minds here

[B]Zimimar: A Lordly Monarch of the North.. 😂 Lordly monarch????? and North where exactly? North Pole? maybe they it indicate that good ol´ St Nick is indeed a bastard demon [/B]

Santa - Satan

Satan Claus

god - dog

heavenly dog

What is wrong with you???? I haven't had my coffee yet. 😂

wanna see the rest of that sentence?

I'm scared 👀

OK

heavenly dog who fart in heaven
shallow be thy name
thy houndhouse come as on earth as it is in heaven
give us today our daily bone
forgive us treepissers as we forgive those who pisses on our tree
lead us into temptation and deliver us from fleas woff woff

Oh my gosh...I think it's coffee break time.

Hold on finti...concentrate, concentrate...you can do it..don't regress..
Ask a women to help you...she'll pull you through it..

Hey...my little "add smilies" don't work... :-(

Ask a women to help you...she'll pull you through it..

Good things come in feminine packages..

now that sounded like a comercial for Libresse towels

And towletts....You do know that Satan is a women don't you???

You do know that Satan is a women don't you???

We have everybody fooled. The males will kill each other off and the women will take their little pink wrenches and rule the world..

Originally posted by debbiejo
We have everybody fooled. The males will kill each other off and the women will take their little pink wrenches and rule the world..

Do women even know how a wrench works?

just as it is pink they really dont care

Originally posted by youngwisdom
the greatest thing about Jesus, is that He died for everybody's sins befor e we were even born.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Why do you follow a creature who is:
A: A liar who uses you.
B: About to be ***** slapped by Jesus into the lake of fire.
C: Obviously subservient to Jesus, yet without any of the benefits (eternal life, etc)
In addition, how does it feel knowing that you will go to hell?

Aw man, not another really religious person.

I'll convince you.

I like to call myself the Puppet Master of KMC 🙂

Originally posted by debbiejo
We have everybody fooled. The males will kill each other off and the women will take their little pink wrenches and rule the world..

I hate to burst your bubble, but without men we'd die out 😬

Originally posted by finti
heavenly dog who fart in heaven
shallow be thy name
thy houndhouse come as on earth as it is in heaven
give us today our daily bone
forgive us treepissers as we forgive those who pisses on our tree
lead us into temptation and deliver us from fleas woff woff

What guys, instead of bashing christianity, hes bashing satanism and its all terrible now? kinda hypocritical.