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who the heck is bollux.....*thinks hard* ouch....okay less thinking...but still jog my memory here

What!?
You don't know Bollux! 😠
From Brian Daley's Han Solo Trilogy!?!
Or Baffle, the droid that Han believed to be his old droid companion from one of the Agents of Chaos books?!?!?

Ah....I have heard of bollux....I haven't read it in years though, which would explain why I didn't remember....and I didn't care all that much for Agents of Chaos

😛
Well alright then.....😂

besides Hk would beat the heck out of bollux

Oh, no you DID NOT!
I went out last night and bought a copy of Han Solo's Revenge - featuring Bollux - last night!
THAT'S HOW HARDCORE I AM!

whoa....hardcore indeed
statement: bollux is still scrap

😆

breath, smiley breathe, it's okay....
statment: so long as you are not bollux, for assassination protocols are working optimally,

Indeed.....😂
:-)

statement: You are hiding the soon to be scrap bollux. YOu will give him to us NOW or be reduced to former meatbag status within the minute

*Bollux walks in, and begins to talk in his usual-drawl*
"Why Master!"
*Bollux's chest-plate opens up, revealing Blue Max!*
Sir! *Blue Max speaks in a child-like voice*
*Blue Max fires a miniature ion-blaster at HK-47*
*HK-47 goes offline.....*

*three HK-50s walk in*
statement: There you are.
statement: You will surrender to us NOW or we will blast you

Yikes!
*Tries to call Satanic powers to help him.....* 😛