Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
and the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if in fact... you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle them
And they'll never catch lies
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give them a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row of robociferous
Give them the old flim-flam-flummox
Fool and fracture them
How can they hear the truth above the roar
(Roar, roar, roar!)
Throw them a fiction off a magel
They'll never know you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle them, and they'll beg ya for more