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Started by Da Moose18 pages
Originally posted by Arsenal
Can I join? I've always had a profound hatred for the moose.

what's all this moose hatred stuff?

Choose wisely. If you strike me down....I...guess I'll just die...

*cough*

Originally posted by Da Moose
Shelly and Lana, you can be in my League of offbeat Superheroes anyday.
oh yes ? as ?

Originally posted by Da Moose
what's all this moose hatred stuff?

Choose wisely. If you strike me down....I...guess I'll just die...

*cough*


No, you'll become stronger then I can possibly imagine.

Originally posted by Napalm
Yes, We always need new members for our circle jerk time. Every night, 7 o'clock sharp, bring your own tissues.
Originally posted by Da Moose
No no, the spandex looks delish on you. It totally hugs your frame.

Ooooh do you think? *looks around myself* I find the tail hole chaffs a bit though...

Originally posted by Da Moose
I just want to play doctor. 😄

do you have to kill me in the process of living out this fantasy? 😕

Spandex?

Originally posted by shellie
oh yes ? as ?

Erm...uh...

Busty Super Nova Climax Girl?

Originally posted by shellie
oh yes ? as ?
Originally posted by Baylin
You can be Super hero costume fixer mom who always comes just in the nick of time to rescue us!

🙄

Originally posted by Korri
do you have to kill me in the process of living out this fantasy? 😕

Of course not. I'm not a necrophile Korri.

Originally posted by Baylin
Ooooh do you think? *looks around myself* I find the tail hole chaffs a bit though...

Oh go on girlfriend, it's TOTALLY you.

*Pulls out giant death ray* Die moose

Originally posted by Da Moose
Of course not. I'm not a necrophile Korri.

😂

Originally posted by Napalm
*Pulls out giant death ray* Die moose

Nice Death Ray...where'd you get that?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Nice Death Ray...where'd you get that?

Ebay

Originally posted by Da Moose
Erm...uh...

Busty Super Nova Climax Girl?

😂 i think ill stick with this idea
Originally posted by Baylin
You can be Super hero costume fixer mom who always comes just in the nick of time to rescue us!
😊

Originally posted by Da Moose
Of course not. I'm not a necrophile Korri.

yeah but i mean come on, you dont need to butcher me 😐

Originally posted by Napalm
Ebay

Nice.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Of course not. I'm not a necrophile Korri.

So that pony I saw in canada wasnt you?

Originally posted by Korri
yeah but i mean come on, you dont need to butcher me 😐

I am NOT going to butcher you. Give me some credit. Besides, I have duct tape.